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Laura bit down hard on her lower lip. Her fingers were slightly shaking as she pulled open the closet door and beheld the sight of her desire, Andy, sleeping soundly. Hesitations filled her head, but her feet weren’t listening. Soon enough she was beside him, listening to his soft, steady breathing. He hadn’t been sleeping for long, Laura knew. His breath still smelt of toothpaste, and his cheeks were still a little red from being splashed with water. It took every ounce of her self control not to pounce on him at that very moment and lick him up, head to toe – she couldn’t. It wasn’t in the plan. Instead, she pulled from her pockets 4 red silk scarves, running them along her fingers and smiling to herself. Being careful to only move what she had to, Laura started to tie. Wrist to wrist, ankle to ankle first, all the while listening to Andy’s sweet soft breathing for any changes. She took the third scarf and wound up his legs, making sure the knots were tight, but not tight enough to wake him. The last scarf Laura shoved into his mouth, causing Andy to stir and open his eyes. They became wide almost instantaneously. He gave Laura a confused look, and then, realizing he was tied up and gagged, started to squirm and scream through the cloth. Laura licked her lips and pounced on top of him. He froze with shock for only a moment, and Laura grabbed the chance.
“You know Andy, I do my research.”
She started to run her index finger down his front, then back up again, feeling beneath it Andy’s quickening fearful heartbeat.
“I KNOW that your parents are on holiday this week. I KNOW your brother is at his friends for a sleepover today. I KNOW the key to your house is in the flower pot with the rabbit on it. Wanna know how I know?”
Andy swallowed.
“Because YOU told me.”
Laura smiled slyly and started to run her fingertips down Andy’s silky chest, digging with her fingernails as she progressed downward. He shivered.
"And I also know you love that feeling Andy... English class is on so much more fun with you around to play with. Scratching down your arms, stroking your fingers..."
She dug even deeper into his skin with her nails and he cried out into the fabric. He shivered again, and Laura leaned forward, lightly kissing his neck. She moved to his lips, and pulled with her teeth on the scarf that was jammed inside. It came out easily and the second it did, Andy sighed. Licking his lips, looking up at Laura. Into those captivating eyes of hers he had looked so longingly into every single day during third period English class. This must be a dream, he thought. But as Laura’s warm, soft tongue slid down his body, he moaned, making it all the more real. She grabbed his boxers with her skilled teeth, and slid them downward, exposing Andy's erect cock to her. He tasted blood, as his lip gave, from his non-stop biting. Laura moved her mouth inches from him and blew gentle warm wisps of air. She flicked, once, at the very tip of him and waited for a reaction. Andy could barely contain himself and pulled as hard as he could on the scarf binding his poor wrists, to no avail. She could tell, he wanted her - and that made her smile. As she pulled him into her warm, wet mouth, he moaned, thrusting his hips up at her, forcing her to pull him deeper. Her tongue rippled and tugged, his throbbing cock tickling the back of her throat. Harder and harder she pulled and sucked, his whole body now shivering, trembling, as her arms snaked round his legs. He opened his mouth wide, as his whole body gave in to the tidal wave of pleasure Laura was giving him. She could do nothing but swallow, and he was still shooting. Ropes and ropes of creamy, delicious pleasure slid down her throat.
As Andy collapsed back against his pillow, Laura sprung up and attacked his mouth again. Her hands moved to his sides and she stroked up and down, his hips thrusting up at her curvy body, almost rhythmically - and she couldn’t get her pants off fast enough. Within the minute, she had his hard, thickening cock in her grasp, thrusting him slowly and carefully into her. With every go, he moaned louder, eventually starting to groan, making fists and squeezing. His wrists were hurting and burning, but he didn’t care. All he could feel was Laura's pussy, gripping and sliding on his hard. And oh god did it ever feel heavenly. He took a chance then, and bit down lightly on Laura’s bottom lip, causing her to smile and quicken her hips speed. Andy could do nothing then but hold on, as his body started to shake again, pleasure building to an unbearable peak. Laura moaned out his name as her sweet, girl cum squirted all over Andy’s pulsating cock, giving him the go ahead to let go. He went tense all over, and collapsed, his sticky pleasure filling her full up. The both of them lay there, breathing hard, trying to collect their thoughts. Laura slid off of him quickly, her arms and legs still slightly unstable. She looked down at him all bound up and exhausted, blew him a kiss and stepped out his bedroom door. He called after her, but she ignored him, giggling quietly. Her fun might be over, but his... was just beginning.
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2023.03.21 07:27 KittenDealinMama I'm leaving my boyfriend over a prank (New Update)

This is a new update in a story previously shared here. I will mark the new update with 🔴🔴🔴
Originally posted by u/admirable_spirit_673 in TrueOffMyChest on February 11, '23, updated Feb 12th and March 7th.
Trigger Warning: emotional abuse, depression, anxiety, PTSD, suicide, eating disorder
Mood Spoiler: OOP is struggling
Original post
Im leaving my boyfriend over a prank.
I'm still shaken up a bit shaken up so if this doesn't make much sense I apologize. TW for suicide
I (18f) have been with my boyfriend (20m) for almost two years. I moved in with him last August, and things have been pretty rocky.
My whole life I've struggled with my mental health, specifically depression, anxiety, and self harm (I've been clean for a while though). I also have a history of trauma, but I dont need to get into that. I made sure my boyfriend knew this when we started dating, because I wanted him to be able to nope out of the relationship if that was too much for him to deal with. He assured me it wasn't an issue.
He never seemed to really "get" the whole mental health thing though. He would make comments saying stuff like depression is just "spicy sad" and people with trauma should just get over it (he also thinks that only veterans can get PTSD). I've tried explaining things to him but he just brushes me off, so I do the best to ignore him.
Recently he started watching couple prank channels on YouTube, and he started pranking me. At first it was just small things like putting way too much flavor in my water, or salt in a bite of my food. I laughed it off, it didn't really bother me. But then he started jumping out and scaring me. That kind of stuff really affects me sometimes because of my PTSD, and I tried to explain that to him. He would apologize but do it again the next day. I was getting annoyed and frustrated, but I tried to let it be.
Things escalated when last week when he put some noise makers under the toilet seat in the middle of the night. I woke up to go to the bathroom and sat down, BOOM. It being late at night, me being half awake, and the loud noise all mixed together and gave me a full blown panic attack. I was on the bathroom floor crying and having flashbacks. after I don't know how long I stopped crying and was just staring into space, having flashbacks. He came in because I guess he noticed I was gone for a while. When he saw me sitting on the floor he remembered his little "prank" and started laughing. I just stared at him for a second, got up and called him an ass. I slept in the living room the rest of the night.
The next day I sat him down and I told him he can NOT keep scaring me like this. No more jumping out at me, no more loud noises. He pretty much sighed and rolled his eyes, but he said he would stop.
Everything was fine for a week, I thought this whole "prank" thing was finally over.
Yesterday I got home from being out with a friend, actually feeling better for the first time in a while. When I walked in the house all the lights were off, so I assumed he was still at work, which isn't abnormal because sometimes he works late. I plug my phone in because it died on my way back home, and when it powered on I got a notification that he sent me a text. It just read "so sorry, I love you". I replied saying it's okay, I'll see you when you get home, love you. And I heard his phone ding in the bathroom. That was weird I thought.
I got up to go get his phone and when I got into the bathroom I saw him laying in the bathtub. The bath was full of water, there was an empty bottle of pills on the sink, and he was covered in blood. His wrists were cut and there was just, so much blood.
My heart just, sank. I started having a panic attack. I was hyperventilating, crying, and I was just frozen. After a minute I ran to the living room to get my phone to call 911, and I hear splashing and then laughter. I turned around to see him standing in the hallway just laughing. He said he "got me" and I should have seen the look on my face.
I don't even know how to describe the feelings I was experiencing. I was so mad and sad and scared. I didn't even say anything, I just walked out of the house. I just kept walking and eventually I figured I needed to call my friend to come get me. At first I didn't tell her what happened I just told her I needed her to come get me it was an emergency. She came and took me back to her house where I'm at now. My boyfriend keeps calling me and he sent me some texts saying he was sorry and it was just a joke, and I'm over reacting and I need to come home. I'm not answering. I don't even know what I would say to him.
My friend is going over to his house tomorrow to get my things when hes at work. She said I can stay with her however long I need. I don't know what I'm going to do. I just feel numb.
Update the next day
Thankfully today wasn't as eventful as I was expecting it to be.
I ended up sending my, now ex, boyfriend a text saying that he crossed a line and i don't want to hear from him again. I blocked him on everything after sending that, and I'm planning on changing my number tomorrow.
My friend went over to his house around noon today with her boyfriend, and was able to retrieve most of my stuff without issue. She got all my personal documents, sentimental items, medication, and clothes. The only things she wasn't able to grab were the TV and Xbox I paid for, because I'm not sure how I can go about getting those back without him accusing me of stealing them. I'm not sure that fight is even worth it right now.
Before she left she put my copy of his house key on the kitchen table so he knew I didn't have it. She wanted to unplug his fridge and all his appliances just to make things harder for him, but I told her not to. I really don't want to add fuel to this fire.
His mom reached out to me to ask what was going on. Apparently he called her and told her that I had some sort of mental breakdown and ran away, and that he was worried about me. I told her what happened and what he did. She was pissed. She said she thought she raised him better than that, and that she was sorry he did what he did. She said that if I need anything I can let her know and she'll do what she can do help me.
I guess his mom told his older sister what happened and she also reached out to me to apologize for his behavior. I wasn't close to her, but I met her a few times and she's a really nice person. She offered to help with anything I needed, and told me that she was going to make sure everyone knows what actually happened. I told her it wasn't necessary but I appreciate it, but she said she wasn't going to let her brother get away with this. I'm not going to argue, so I thanked her.
For the most part I've just been lying in bed today. I'm so exhausted, physically and emotionally. I wish I had left him sooner. There were red flags that I just ignored. I guess I was afraid of being alone, I don't know. I'm trying not to blame myself for this whole situation but I feel like I put myself in this position, this is what I get.
I'm not expecting much else to happen, god I hope nothing else happens. I'll probably give one more update in a few days as long as things have cooled down. If something significant happens, you'll hear from me.
Thank you all for your kind words and your advice. It's very much appreciated and definitely needed.
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New Update
This is just going to be a short one because I don't have much energy right now. the last few weeks have been up and down. I did end up getting my TV and Xbox back. his sister stopped by his house when he was at work and took them, leaving a note explaining what she took and why. my best friend met her somewhere, like a Starbucks or something, to get my stuff.
As for how I'm doing, not so good. I'm staying with my mom currently, which has issues of it's own. I lost my job because I wasn't reliably showing up and I couldn't focus. So I don't have a job and can't afford to eat, not that I would be eating anyways because my eating disorder is crawling it's way back and I'm not doing anything to stop it.
I was diagnosed with bipolar about a year ago (have never been medicated for it), and after the whole incident I was in a depressive episode for a week or so, then a manic one, now I'm back to being depressed. Normally I reach for weed when I feel down but it's just not helping the way I need it to. I was taking dxm once or twice a week but now I'm out and don't have any money to get some more. Then I turned to dph, which was actually great until I build a tolerance and don't have any left.
So now I'm trying to cope however I can. mostly sleeping. but I'm having a really hard time falling asleep. Because I have racing thoughts and insomnia.
I'm making an appointment with my primary soon to talk about my sleep issues and trying to get me In with a competent psychiatrist. I'm also looking for a new therapist because my old one moved out of state last week. only problem is I call, no one answers, I leave a voicemail, no one calls me back. it's a cycle that repeats daily. I'm really starting to lose hope for finding a therapist. I feel like I'm just going to get worse and worse and either end up in the ground or 6 feet under. I haven't been in this bad of a place in years, I forgot how lonely and isolating it makes you feel.
In the Comments:
over the last few weeks I've been calling and calling different places, literally all over the state. no one answers the phones, I leave a message, no one calls me back. day after day, same story. no luck.
I'm on Wellbutrin and effector right now. I have an appointment with a psychiatrist on the 14th. I want to up my Wellbutrin and actually get on a mood stabilizer, but idk if I'll be able to do that or not. historically psychiatrists take one look at me and tell me I'm fine/not dealing with anything other than depression and anxiety.
I'm just, so tired. I literally slept all day today. I'm not eating. there's no alcohol in the house anymore so I'm not drinking. ran out of dph and dxm a few days ago so idk what I'll do now. just suffer I guess.
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I don't have any sort of transportation to go in person, and the therapists I'm wanting to see are hours away (telehealth).
I've actually been taking Benadryl (way too much to be honest, like 500mg) before bed and it helps but I've build a tolerance and I'm all out. I have no money to get any more, let alone go anywhere to talk to anyone.
I'm just so so tired
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I am selling the TV and Xbox. $400 for both which would cover a week and a half worth of the meds I need.
I have medicaid but for some reason they just don't want to cover those meds. So for now I'm on effector and Wellbutrin. which the Wellbutrin is definitely suppressing my appetite but at this point I'm not sure the effexor is doing jack shit.
I'm just so tired. I've been calling and calling therapists and psychologists and no one answers, no one gets back to me. I don't know what to do at this point
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I HATE going to the ER for crisis. Because of my diagnoses and history of being inpatient they tend to just treat me like crap. they act like I'm just attention seeking. one time I ODed on Xanax and they just put in my chart I was drug seeking and sent me home. I don't have faith in them anymore.
hotlines are kinda iffy for me. sometimes they help, but most of the times whoever answers is just dismissive and going through the motions. I might as well be talking to a robot
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i was denied unemployment and idk if me getting food stamps is going to mess up my mom's food stamps because they already cut her food stamps to $50 a month after I lost my job. I've been considering disability but idk if id qualify. and if I get on disability I know my dad would be pissed at me
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Do you have private insurance? If you do call the number on the card for mental health/behavioral health. Tell them you have been having trouble getting an appointment with a therapist. They will ask you some basic questions like a risk assessment. Then they can do an appointment search for you. Some providers are willing to work in an opening in their schedule if they are contacted by the insurance company
OP: I have medicaid. I could definitely try that. The only issue is the therapists I've seen just aren't experienced enough to deal with "my kind of issues". I have a lot of comorbidities as well as a history of complex trauma.
I've been calling psychologists and trauma centers and even masters level therapists that specialize in BPD/bp/trauma. no one answers the phone. no one calls me back. I'm losing hope
I am flairing this ongoing as OOP is strugglingwith her mental heltha and looking for help
Reminder, DO NOT comment on the original posts or contact the original poster. I am not the original poster. This is a repost.
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2023.03.21 06:55 Made4Mordor Never Joke in an Elevator

I was recently at the upper level of a parking garage in a downtown metro area, one of those giant gray monoliths that is a sea of concrete and always smells of varying concentrations of piss. I called for the elevator and took a sharp breath, as a) I was nervous to be in a public place (I favor my house) b) the aforementioned urine aroma and c) I was about to go in a little metal box. See, I struggle with claustrophobia and spent the better part of 13 years doing everything I could think of to avoid stepping foot in an elevator. But I digress. The bell dinged and the doors opened.
In front of me was just one man standing in a very trashed elevator. In a few short seconds I was taking in a rough looking young guy with buzzed blonde hair, clenched fists, and shifty eyes, with a cornucopia of shit at his feet. Immediately I had a flutter feeling in my stomach and turned around, ready to wait for another elevator trip. I haven’t read Gavin de Becker’s “The Gift of Fear,” but I feel like I have for how many times my mother has intoned passages from his book to me. He says something like, “Humans are the only animals that will feel primal danger from another and still go into an enclosed space with them for fear of being rude,” or something. All this to say I knew better.
So I’m turning around to retreat and then I think, “Eh, it’s not that bad. He’s only mildly creepy looking, and I’d rather just get on with this appointment.” Plus, and I’m NOT PROUD, but I did feel like it would be “rude” to spin on my heels after calling the elevator and setting eyes on the guy for two seconds. So I stepped in. Damn my female socialization!.
I minced around a loaf of bread that had been ejected from the wrapper and was fanned out throughout the elevator. I think I also spied an empty bottle of Jack Daniels, tilted on its side, some type of Cheetoh product, and a million of those single-use floss sticks. And then I did something not so wise (again) - I decided to make a joke.
As we descended, I pointed at the bread/liquosundries combo and said, “Must have been a good night,” with raised eyebrows, in what I thought was a jocular, conspiratorial matter, like I was clearly talking about someone else. But my lift companion was not on my wavelength.
His head suddenly snapped around to look at me. I could see his muscles flexing rapidly under his black tank top. He looked positively affronted, like I’d slapped him.
“That’s not my stuff,” he whispered, staring hard at me, and the softness of his voice somehow made it worse than if he barked at me.
Shit, shit, shit, you fool, I thought. I quickly made an exaggerated “oh, DUH!” face and was like, “Oh. OH! Of course not,” and then stepped as close to the door as I could without pressing my face against it. There were just a few unbearable seconds of riding left before the doors opened and I practically tumbled out to safety.
So, yeah, trust your gut and maybe don’t get in the elevator. And, if you do, for the love of God, don’t joke around.
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2023.03.21 05:45 KingsGuardGT Baby Smitty Theory by Theorizer

Life is a funny thing. Sometimes it brings you joy, sometimes it brings you sadness, but meaning is found in the act of being. When you stop trying to solve everything, you come to realize that all of the answers are in front of you and have been all along. Babies are not ignorant; they're profoundly aware. I recently calmed my mind following a serious mental breakdown after making 23 theories on Mort from Madagascar. It was exhausting, but i've come out of this with a renewed sense of clarity that has granted me all of the answers. What does that mean, and how does this work? I don't know, but the result was a series of jokes I made coming true and then answering every single question I've ever had about Pixar. This metaphysical cipher has finally allowed me to figure out Monsters, What do you mean? You might ask what needs solving—haven't there been way too many Pixar theories? Don't think this is a theory, think of it as the key to every plot hole ever; it's not only logical, but poetic and sensible, and likely this video will serve to unify everything I've ever done. A few months ago I made a wild video that made a lot of bold claims about the Pixar company; I called it the twisted nest of Pixar," and that's becoming more true than ever. I hope you've seen it, and I hope you've heeded my warning, which suggested that you watch my three theories on Raw, three theories on Syndrome, and two theories on the Incredibles government because everything's about to connect perfectly, and this second Pixar dissertation is about to grind along the fringes of sanity and go straight off the rails!
Hello, I am the theorizer... Baby Smitty, the second I laid eyes on this character, I felt the overwhelming urge to hate him. He's just... i don't know how to put it, but for six months now I've been attacking him on social media. I made some bold claims intended to be slanderous about how he's an evolved form of the Spanish flu, how he's an anomalous Atlantic mime, and how he's the gastropod godfather, whatever that means. People have understandably accused me of losing my mind Baby Smitty is that little blue slug that wanders around with the preschool during the events of Monsters, Inc. and then bites Mike Wazowski's hand for no damn reason. Yes, this character with 30 seconds of screen time has earned my profound hatred; I can just feel that something's going on here. His name is yes, literally, "baby Smitty," and it's presumably because there's already another slug character named Smitty; he's the door shredder guy. This is the first clue that something's going on here; they could have named this child anything they wanted, but instead they named him "baby Smitty" so as to relate him back to the older Smitty. It signifies that blue slugs likely turn more green as they get older, and it means there's some fascinating continuity going on beneath the surface; in fact, all of the kids in this preschool seem to be related to the other older monsters we've seen. Let me elaborate: I have reason to believe that there is yet another smitty hiding somewhere out there, an adolescent smitty, dare I say. When Mike and Sully leave their apartment, we see some kids playing jump rope, and sitting right there on the steps is yet another blue slug with four arms; he's holding a soccer ball, and he says hi to them. With all of this in mind, I could easily believe that this is the house where the Smitty family lives, and in the window we see a giant eyeball; perhaps this is the head of the Smitty family, and it's kind of disturbing that they get so big. It's an interesting comparison to make though, because in Monsters University we see a giant slug octopus librarian who fits similar descriptions. This is the scary part. The Smitty family is well aware of Mike and Sully, the door shredder. Smitty is a super fan, and baby Smitty is freaking terrifying. They live right next door. Not only that, but Smitty shreds doors on Mike and Sully's own scare floor, which displays how they're always close behind them. When door shredder Smitty arrives on the scene, his job is to get rid of any unfit scare candidates, perhaps kids who are too jaded, too old, so on and so forth. I believe most of the Smitty family is indeed employed here, each with their own role to play, and then there's the baby of the bunch, i want to be clear, and this is about to get unlike anything you've ever seen before.
After uploading the matroshka video, I received numerous comments asking how the giraffe fits in. Yes, the giraffe, the bonus disc is filled to the brim with detail, more than any other bonus disc I've ever laid eyes upon, and it's all for a very specific reason. A while back, youtuber headache scanned this disc as well and was severely put off by the giraffe, rented an entire theater just to zoom in and screen and confirm its existence. What is it, and how could this even work? It would have to make a sneaky bee line for the door the moment where it needs to disappear, but it didn't take me long to realize it does at the exact moment in question boo leans up and points at her door. Sully assumes she's referring to the monsters scaring her but in fact she's talking about the stealth giraffe that just ran through and replaced itself. This still sounds insane and ridiculous at face value, but luckily it's just the missing piece i've been looking for, so is it some sort of monster? The answer is no. It's been a fixture of Boo's bedroom for quite some time, and this seems to be the two worlds colliding with full force. You'll see what I mean. Have you heard of the mans and the mons? It's a neat little story on the bonus disc detailing how monsters and humans lived in harmony until the humans bullied the monster's ugliness so bad that they had to flee to an enchanted island where they ate the food which made them scarier, and they began to spook humans out of revenge. They continued the tradition to this very day. This story upends a lot. I've constantly been saying that the doors go back in time, but that seems to be a falsehood. They refer to them as the human world and the monster world. I've been thinking about this little short for quite some time, and it seems to be a sort of bedtime story being told to younger generations. it's vague and seems to be somewhat metaphorical, what with enchanted islands, and so I've thought and thought and thought and felt like maybe it was a portal to a hidden world, perhaps underground, or something, so I scanned that bonus disk again and the answer hit me hard. the man's and the mons confirm it. It's a sort of propaganda, presumably by someone like Waternoose, and it also fully confirms hostility between monsters and humans. In the Himalayas, we see a village where we catch a glimpse of how scaring looks from the human side: lights constantly flashing, kids constantly screaming, villages in uproar — hold on, how would the human world not realize something fishy is going on? The human government must know that this is happening based on the history and the statistics. How can Mike and Sully traumatize adults at camp and just get away with it? How can they banish unruly monsters from the human world with such ease?
Oh...OH..OHHH...Mhmm, it's really simple. It's not that it's easy; it's that they've already been caught. It's happening, you feel it. It's likeIt's like a chill in the air. The puzzle, I did it. Oh, I did it. The humans, they know it's all a trap!Okay, so boo's bedroom is the nexus of multiversal overlap; it's the central focal point; I hinted at this in the twisted nest video; it's at the forefront of BNL's universal merge; it's the gateway between worlds, containing the layers below it in the form of toys; it's a crucial moment of overlap; but up until this point, I assumed it was all just a byproduct of the situation: reality bending in on itself. But don't you see, don't you understand it' It's all a setup and a lie. This isn't Boo's bedroom because there is no booze bedroom. This is a test. It's a facility. This is all BNL. The entire bedroom is an experiment by BNL monitored 24/7 to study the monsters so they can take over their world. They want Monstropolis because it's the mother lode, the nexus of the multiverse, with portals galore. All of their multiversal products are scattered amidst this fake room, all designed to catch the monsters. The giraffe is not a monster; it is BNL's modus operandi; it is robotic. The giraffe is the equivalent of a robotic animal, inconspicuously recording nature footage. Wait a second. Wait a second. No, I'm not crazy. I heard that this is familiar. Where did I learn this? [GASP]
Ms. Flint: Because...Mr. Bile: Um, it could... let in a draft (Girrafe)?
When I was younger, I always thought I heard giraffe never draft." I'm not alone in this; I've seen others online who heard this too. I bet this is purposeful. If you don't believe me, just take a look at the wall right behind him because, holy sh*t. There are literally giraffes right there, and get this: a toy giraffe angled perfectly as an inconspicuous camera. They're trying to tell us this was all a setup. It is complete and utter recon. The bedroom is a BNL venus fly trap. Do you have any idea how much this changes It means Bo was supposed to be captured. They put this child there for the sole purpose of getting snatched so they could send in the giraffe or any other spyware. Remember, we've established in the previous video that Boo has been screaming extracted many times. This is how she knew to open the secret door, and it's also why she's strangely comfortable around the water noose at first, and why Randall keeps going back for her and even mentions how she needs to take off a few pounds. This is how the giraffe was already in their world when the film began, and I mean, let's take a closer look at this supposed bedroom. For starters, the brightness of this moonlight is impossible; it'd have to be more like a street lamp, but it's angled in such a way that she'd have to be close to it. I don't hear any cars, only faint crickets and a subtle humming a humming you say like an industrial spotlight maybe. I'd also like to point out that this nursery mobile tilts slightly the moment we see it, even though this bedroom was completely empty.
How do you think BNL is accomplishing this? Yes, it would seem as though they've kidnapped a little girl and forced her to walk across the world. If this truly is the Incredibles universe, then could it really be true that she's a superhero? Or could it be how else she's full of energy that can power worlds? She's used as a lure. She can be screamingly extracted over and over again. And for sake, she literally teleports around. This is complete insanity, but something's still not adding up. I know BNL has the ability to kidnap superheroes; that's not an issue.
Oh, oh! I am so sorry! I don't know how to prepare you for this...[Robot test child acts as being scared and shuts down in Monster Inc. after being revealed and the simulation being terminated]They were telling us the whole time; can't you see what I've been saying? The whole film is bombarding us with it! They even do it again in the climax itself!
One question: why would it just be the giraffe? BNL is a company run and owned by robots; why would they stop? They wouldn't allof the toys here, these matroshka centrals themselves are spyware. The technology in the Incredibles world is so powerful that I've claimed Mirage as a robot. Do you see now that the giraffe isn't the only one being sent through, Boo is too? She teleports around, has no parents, is filled with energy, and everyone calls her Anita. She speaks like a machine learning algorithm, squealing "Kitty!' all over the place. She gives him tons of spyware as a last ditch recon op, and when she falls asleep she just shuts down! This child is not a child at all. Case in point, the cereal she eats repeatedly and doesn't die! Why would I be so insane to think that because i've read the ingredients, and I don't know about you, but I've never heard of an ordinary human being who can eat uranium, mercury, neurotoxins, and sulfuric acid, she physically can't be a human, but she mimics one perfectly like Mirage, ever the puppet with strings. BNL has been aware of the monster world for ages now, spying, prying, and planning a takeover of the world without energy as they use the same child targeting algorithm that the monsters themselves use. The end of the film is far, far darker this way; no wonder Smitty is shredding so many dead doors indeed. So this whole film was a plot staged by BNL to gain access to the master reality so they could collapse all of the layers. How deep does this go? First, thanks to my commenters, the ultimate proof can be found in cars.
[Truck Sulley and Mini Wazowski are scared and yell at Yeti Snowplow.]Yeti: "Welcome to the Himalayas!"Mack: "Oh, that abominable snowplow!"So this is unequivocal proof of films within films, but there's something else here to mention, and like A113 and the pizza planet truck, it's another symbolic representation of the states of these universes. The Chinese Food Boxes, this brand is located in every single universe except Monsters, Inc., where it's slightly off. This is because BNL owns fast food chains, but again, they've failed to assimilate Monstropolis. There is nexus upon nexus upon nexus as they try to break reality, and this restaurant is a nexus, upon nexus, hence Marlin literally being on the wall. BNL is trying to ram through these realities with a vengeance. It's obvious they're the humans who remember the monsters, the war, and the parallel worlds. That's how they've done all this, but here comes the true bombshell: here comes the mind to end all mine.
Mirage..the syndrome theories he's tied in to, he's creating increasingly human robots, it's all a part of the same thing, remember, he did all of this for the government! I told you they were shady, even back in the days when I had a text-to-speech and was narrating my videos. The incredible government syndicate, from their theories, has directed the syndrome from his theories, and they are building and funding massive quantities of artificial intelligence to consume the multiverse? You see, this government that suppresses supers and rules the world is BNL! I'm in a state of shock and I'm in a state of panic. It all makes sense. OH OH!!![Bud Luckey narrates: "The mons swam and swam."] The narrator of "The Mans and the Mons" ! it should sound familiar, because it's agent Rick Dicker himself! they remember the war! This isn't a story for monster children; it's for humans who were being inducted into their little cult, their little propaganda, and their little cartoons. Oh, now it makes sense why they targeted Winston and Evelynn Endeavor! It was their link to the telecommunications industry; they want to air their pre-emptive matroshka buzz lightyear shows, sure, but don't you see what's happening here? BNL is airing violence to children so they can desensitize them. This is what we see causes all of the dead doors. BNL is the true cause of the power crisis, robbing the energy that led to water news seeking out the greatest source, which was Boo's bedroom. The trap syndrome is a prime example of this violent fanboy youth.
I've solved it. This is why the Incredibles is so violent. I bet the government created superheroes to fight violence publicly and have children enjoy it. I mean, if it were poetic, they'd harvest the chains of monsters, which could be why they have owl creatures and stuff. It should be abundantly clear what I'm saying: BNL is the national superhero agency, the NSA has secret ocean bases to try and pinpoint the Bermuda Triangle, and Rick Dicker even vacations to one, just like the monsters! I'm shaking internally and externally, but wait, there's more! Because speaking of three-letter acronyms, the CDA is a crucial factor here too, a child-protecting team of monsters led by Roz after she quit being a scarer, at least according to my theories, but i do believe Waternoose and Roz aren't as clueless about all of this as one might think. Waternoose says 'she's seen too much', implying bad ramifications, and then babbles about how everyone's doomed as he's carried off, and it's because they know something -- their family created the portals after all, something's fishy, and i'm not just talking about this Bermuda crustacean, the CDA sees Mike and Sully's apartment light up, but they let it slide even though it's a sure sign of boo, I mean See their theories for more on that, and remember when Raz confronted Mike and Sully in the university and said she'd always be watching them? Why? They did nothing wrong except get on BNL's radar! I wonder how many kids are decoys adding to thecrisis Perhaps Roz has a counter giraffe she sent through, which is why she let Bo escape to begin with; all of her employees are yellow; she could have spotted it waddling out, even the news guy, who wink wink, is another A113 misprint uses telecommunication to say he's always watching them. They are targets after being seen by human adults, and I don't think it's any coincidence that Boo smiled as she smashed their telecommunications device. But before I wrap around to baby Smitty, I need to reach the holy grail of Pixar theorizing, which I found after months of analysis. You can probably feel it. We're building to one massive key that will answer everything related to BNL and Pixar itself. I hope you've seen everything i've ever said about BNL and Pixar.
Robots like Boo and Mirage don't seem like robots; they are so realistic it isn't even funny. It took mental gymnastics but also common sense for me to reach this conclusion, but there are certain things that robots notoriously cannot replicate, such as autonomy, emotion, and willpower. Recently, we got a movie named Soul, which focused on this most elusive factor: the difference between man and machine. boo isn't just a machine learning algorithm going around repeating "Kitty" She knows what kitties are, and she draws them on her wall as if she's learning about them with a purpose: is she artificial or a human? I also need to try and figure out how cars tie into this because evidently they do, but don't even get me started on what these things are supposed to be: are they artificial or human-like? I still need to bring Wall-E into this, but i can't for the life of me figure out how robots fall in lov--
[Theorizer moans Jumpscare]
I was right! I was right! I said it years ago, and I was right! The toys are possessed! BNL is using souls to power their machines. Oh..my..oh, that's the key! [SOUL] That's the truth they've been trying to tell us for decades. It's right there. They trick you into thinking this robot is actually a child, and then they make the movie about robots who are humans who fall in love with Wall-E and Eve. They even joke in Monsters, Inc. about children's souls possessing a garbage cube. This is BNL's end game: full corporate control. We even catch a glimpse of Mike's new car, which literally tries killing any monsters inside of it. Chomp! Don't you see how much sense this makes? Please understand! this is why 22 was so hesitant to head to earth; everyone is being brainwashed into obsession, which we see drains their souls and is ready to be harvested by BNL. She finally has a fun experience with Joe and a cat, then proceeds to birth into this! kitty..kitty..kitty!!Don't you see that 22 could very well be boo? Emotion is the link to the soul. When kids turn inside out and display mass amounts of emotion, their soul is vulnerable, and the monsters feed upon it. Randall's scream extractor rips the souls out of children. They are energetic; they wanted boo because 22 is inherently already loose. This is the same film that has Joe Gardner's score like some sort of Matroshka linked in Jazzy Fever Dream. Waternoose stops it with evil; Roz stops it with heroism. This brings me to the most critical of all points: the toys, many of which are BNL products such as Buzz Lightyear, act as soul funnels for children's imaginations, which i already determined also greatly helped power Monstropolis. Do you see what I'm saying? Do you see what I'm getting at?For years and years, I said Andy's ancestors helped watch over him in the form of toys. Now I have proof that this can be the case. The first film feels like two dads fighting over a son: the birth dad and the stepdad, Woody, who has no memory beyond a very specific point in his past and who watches over Andy like a father.[Excitement at the realization that Woody is Andy's dad] I did it! YES finally!
I need to down several chill pills with a gallon of chamomile; somebody stop me before I do so. UGH! We're too late; I've read too many ofYour comments and I have ascended one too many layers for my own good, but it does seem to be the case that, if varying levels of reality all coexist within a recursive stack, then why would our layer be exempt? Um, wait, what is BNL?The company that owns fictional Pixar and runs the world and has a monopoly on merchandise in the economy, um, this should sound strikingly familiar...
BNL is Disney. BNL is Disney! Oh my fuck!This is how our world ties into the theory. This is how the story drags in our lair. The fictional premise is that BNL is based off of Disney itself. This is most certainly what they were going for when they created the idea of BNL in the first place. The freakiest part in all of this is that Disney's late acquisition of Blue Sky Studios would canonize my Katie Theory by proxy because if all the layers are involved in a nest of insignificant easter eggs then the multiversal goddess would technically be involved too, but obviously that's not intentional; that's just a fun by-product of the insane fact that BNL is disney. My main concern now is that Disney is in the housing market and people are already comparing them to BNL online. Layers of reality are converging, and luckily we can finally solve Baby Smitty with all of this.
On the night of boo's escape, she ambushes a sushi restaurant named Harry Housens (laughs), and the cda bursts onto the scene with full force. In later interviews, a scarefloor monster named Lanky Schmidt claims that Boo used laser eyes, and another monster says she shook him like a dog with her mind powers, which is confirmed by yet another monster. This is all very suspicious because the Incredibles and Monsters, Inc. overlapped like mad to the point where they even shared similar logos, and this led to all of you commenting about the very viral theory, which identifies the possibility that Jack Jack is the real culprit. jack jack has all of those powers and the ability to overlap dimensionally. The strangest part, though, is that it occurs at such a coincidental moment, right amidst chaos, so here's the kicker: Here's my theory: here we go, Boo jumped up on the counter and screamed boo at all of the monsters in a sort of climactic moment of terror. Remember what I said about this restaurant being a nexus point, nay, a weak spot between universes? Well, I believe this entire night of horrors was a controlled event by BNL. From the other side, this restaurant is so literally fishy that I might be inclined to brand it as the center of the Bermuda Triangle, the center of the Bermuda Triangle. What is their logo, the Bermuda Triangle?[Inception sound at Triangle Illuminati at the sushi restaurant menu cover]
The restaurant is named after a famous real life animator, and it's because this whole situation is literally breaking down layers of reality and combining the easter eggs from our lair. Still don't believe me? Well guess what this restaurant is filled to the brim with, the Chinese food boxes. Are you kidding me? This is insane. So BNL is using children to minimize suspicions and keep them secure. Boo Jack Jack and someone else, another baby, a changeling, to swap universes with physical conservations. Now I didn't know who this was, and then every single layer of reality broke and I collapsed into a pit of my own broken existence.
The bonus disc ends with a series of bloopers that are literally showing how the film itself was filmed and have actors acting the act. matroshka! This is not what gets me, though; what gets me is that it finishes with a literal stage play retelling the events of the film, and who plays Boo? It's none other than baby Smitty; everything is collapsing. It's the way he stared down Lanky Schmidt himself that got me so much so that I tweeted about it without fully understanding what I was talking about, but it's him. This is what the giraffe teaches us about swapping universes. Baby smitty is a changeling with Jack Jack, and from that night forward, he's, "Oh, is it possible that baby smitty has no older sibling and that this was baby smitty until the night of living hell?" perhaps, perhaps, but that's not the point. Do you see what i'm really getting at, whichever method I use? Whatever happened, however it occurred, it did. BNL has been sending in decoy children to prep the universe for their takeover. Jack Jack's first big outpouring of power was during the short film "Jack Jack Attack." Near the end of this BNL inventor himself syndrome, Jack Jack arrives at the doorstep and makes a joke.Syndrome: "Then I would have been going around wearing a big BS, and you understand why I couldn't go with it."
[BS = Baby Smitty] What an absolute coincidence! I'm not sure what this thing is; it likely came through at some point somehow, but I don't believe this is a robot, at least not entirely. First of all, he has razor sharp teeth; slugs don't have teeth, not like this; look at older Smitty; those are teeth; they even make a point of how he can wear braces. These on the other hand are shards of bone. He slithers around like a leviathan and has a mouth like a lamprey off the top of my head. He shares a ton of characteristics with both leviathans and changelings from the show "Supernatural", which is a weird coincidence, but all this time my jokes were accurate. He supersedes gastropods. He is a virus spreading BNL in the atlantic hidden city. Baby Smitty is dumb and uneducated in parrots. He follows Mike Wazowski around like he's learning. His eyes are black and vacant, which is absolutely nothing with the older smitty or the other version of this child that we see earlier near the apartment. They chose him because of his proximity to Mike Sully and, most importantly, Boo.
I also believe Roz has ties back to this family. I believe this because we've established that the slugs turn green, grow massive, and may turn into old ladies who like administrative positions. She doesn't have the correct arm count, which leads me to believe she's only on one side of the family, but I do believe there's a slug conspiracy of some sort going on here in some form of 'Always Watching'
The film is quite upfront about it all, this is why Mike chose Baby Smitty to play Boo in the theatrical production, he sounds the same, he is a replacement, an imperfect one, and this brings me to my final conclusion and about what he's here to do. I believe BNL is already infiltrating Monstropolis, not in the form of robots -- that's just the equivalent of their reconnaissance drones -- no i think baby smitty is infectious I believe BNL is replacing the citizenry one member at a time. at first, I thought there's no way, but then i started getting advertisements for the new Monsters at work tv show, I haven't seen the whole thing, but here's the confusing part: I think i'm right, and I think the evidence is overwhelming.
In the show, we meet Gary Gibbs and Rose. Gary Gibbs is like Mike Wazowski, but blue and evil. Rose is similar to Roz, but she prefers Gary Gibbs and is less bubbly These are cloned villains who appeared out of nowhere shortly after the events of the film; Roz appears to be playing along; the bonus disc adds the CDA credits beneath Baby Smitty's preschool teacher, and all of them felt as though this meta-stage play was worth their time; cloning is occurring, but I don't know what the consistency was to be able to prove this, but then i realized the truth, it's all in the sounds! When Roz slams the door on mike's hands he screams yeaaaaahhhhhhh, later baby smitty parrot's mike wazowski, as if to repeat mimic clone it then as if informed by boo, he mysteriously stares at mike's previously damaged hands before chomping on them as hard as he can and what do we hear mike makes the exact same yeah scream once again, i have reason to believe that anyone who is bit by baby smitty is then cloned and prepped to be replaced it makes sense why this has already happened to mike and baby smitty's very own possible grandmother. It's in the bite, but as you should hear, it's also in the scream. It is a scream extraction. We've established that screams are funnels for the soul, and thus Baby Smitty is cloning people. Gary Gibbs is literally named after Mary Gibbs, which is Bo's real name and Bo's actress's name, and baby Smitty was the actor for Bo in the stage play. All of the levels of reality are collapsing, and Mike should have taken the hint when his hands were damaged at the end for more reasons than just fixing that damn door!
I hate baby Smitty! the scourge of Monstropolis, the doom of monsters BNLeviathan: This is what baby smitty is, because this is not baby smitty, let's be completely clear. The next step is to actually map this mitroshka and see what BNL's working with at the hypothetical maximum. The infinite mobius matrioshka, also known as the nested realities, are 20-dimensional. What i mean is that it would be easier if each film had every other film within it. It would be a diagram that would basically be a circle containing 20 other circles for each sub-universe, which contained 20 more circles infinitely. However, it's clear to me that this is not the case. I need to sift out every plot hole and every detail in every short film and shared universe. I need to interrelate every easter egg and display the omniversal container. How does Disney tie in? How do bloopers tie in? The result will be me having to visualize 20 dimensions in a single YouTube video, and then proceed to somehow illustrate approximately 20 to the power of 20 diagrams, which would require a hundred septillion pages. I'll have to find a workaround because that's physically impossible, so this will be graduate thesis material, and you better stay tuned. This has pushed me tremendously far over the edge, so subscribe and ring the bell where I'll find you until next time I'm the theorizer.
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2023.03.21 05:43 Time_Order653 I think my high school band teacher might be a pedophile

The VAPA (visual and performing arts) teachers at my school are weird, and likely because they have so much power-- it's not the kid who scores the highest on a test who gets lead roles, solos, first chair, etc.-- but the kid whose audition pleases the teacher the most. When there's no quantitative way to measure your success, a lot of kids want to kiss up to the teacher to get any boost they can.
Anyways, here's a few things my band teacher has done over the years:
(When I was a freshman, on zoom): gave loads of attention certain kids, including myself. His main student was the flute section leader, this pretty cute Japanese girl (imma call her Anna). She did music and ballet and whatnot. Whenever he shared his screen, he'd hover his mouse above our faces deliberately. Seems small, but it got worse. He'd react in a cutesy way??? Idk. He'd react to Anna and I like one would a super cute puppy or smth.
(When I was a sophomore, in person): idk what happened w Anna this year as she went to Japan for a year of school. He got really close with this one boy who didn't have a dad (lets call him Mark). Mark was an obnoxious kid, like he wasn't really on the same page as everyone. He would also say things like: "Jack! Fix your intonation! You're disgusting! Maybe I'm just jealous of how cute you are..." and whatnot. Got invested into the relationship between two conventionally attractive male percussionists (let's call them Mike and Dane). I only started thinking he was a pedophile during junior year.
(Now I'm a junior): He'll make moaning noises while counting out rhythms. Here's smth he said recently:
teacher: [making moaning noises] I don't want to hear you play like that, okay? I don't want to hear your groaning and moaning and OOP! Jack's mind just went to a dirty place!
Also at the beginning of the year he put his hands on Mark's collarbones and pretended to choke him. He also recently got his hands all over Mark for no reason at all. He's still calling young boys "cute."
Remember Mike and Dane? Well they messed up twice in a row and this happened:
teacher: oh no oh no! that's not good. you're acting like little boys! And do you know what little boys have to do? Yeah... they have to hold my hand! they have to hold my hand while I conduct! [proceeds]
There's more examples but I'm about to get kicked out of the library.
So is he a pedophile? I've often felt that if he said half of what he says to the boys to the girls, he'd be fired in an instant. But everyone seems to just take it because that's a quirk of his. Like, VAPA teachers aren't taken as seriously because their classes aren't as serious. He also has a wife and 3 kids. But maybe he's moving towards boys because it's more covert? idk. help.
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2023.03.21 05:32 YiMyonSin Who would you say is on the hot seat for this coming season? (2023 edition)

After ending this last season on a sour measure lasting 7 games, the Titans are finding themselves asking numerous questions as to who will stay and who will go. Of course, there were some high points like a Shane Bowen-led defense remaining much of its strength especially against the run and Henry proving he still has some juice left in the tank. However, the continued regression on offense through a depleted armory and porous pass protection in addition to yet another injury plague led to our first losing season since Phase 3 of the MCU. With all that in mind, here are some players and coaches I had in mind for who we could part ways with next season (feel free to disagree with me here):
Frank Piraino: Since 2019, this man has been our strength and conditioning. The last couple seasons, we have been one of if not the most injured teams in the entire NFL. Notably, his experience as a sports medicine practitioner is at the collegiate prior to coming here, and it seems to show. In the months after the AJ Brown trade for instance, we downplayed it all offseason, citing his injury history and lack of playing a full season as a starter. He did the latter in Philly, for two more games than we'd ever played in a given season to boot while we were the most injured team in the league undisputed. If we're to return to relevance this season, we can't afford another year like the last two with health, period.
Caleb Farley: Another damn JRob first round bust. Dude had some serious athletic traits coming out of Virginia Tech and had the potential to be a potential All-Pro cornerback provided he could stay healthy. You already know what happened from there: injuries keep him off the field. He played only 80 snaps in 2021 before an ACL tear ended his rookie year, after he fell to us following a back injury. He repeated it by getting buried down the depth chart and burnt in the few snaps he played despite his honest efforts. With all the disruptions to his football career going back to his college days and the ability to save ~4 million dollars if we cut him next year, it's now or never for his time here. We brought in his old college coach in Justin Hamilton, and Chris Harris has earned his stripes as a DB coach in Washington, so mentorship won't be lacking. Vrabel mentioned that players bear a certain amount of responsibility to stay healthy and didn't sign David Long due to him being a "repeat offender". If injuries were a crime, then Farley is a school shooter, at from this perspective. Still, I'm hoping it all works out in the end for him, at least in terms of living a healthy life if not on the field.
Kristian Fulton: The only keeper amongst the 2020 draftees, Kristian Fulton has carved out a role for himself as this team's one proven corner, routinely shutting down guys like Michael Pittman and Brandin Cooks. However, Vrabel specifically called him out alongside Long as someone who's a soft tissue offender, so Fulton enters a contract year as someone who could be forced to find a new home even for us being 5th in 2024 cap space. I think he can be a valuable asset to a porous secondary, but we need to see him out on the field.
Nicholas Petit-Frere: The only confirmed starting lineman from last year to return for this year finished as PFF's 4th worst graded tackle. He was a rookie and all, but he kept getting blown up on pass rushers going inside and was a liability for this line, especially down the stretch. If it all works out and he develops with new line coach Jason Houghtaling, we have our right tackle of the future. If not, we'll be forced to move on to our 4th starter at that position ever since Jack Conklin left.
Ryan Tannehill: Another year, another year where people think we're moving on from Tannehill. In 2020, he played like a top 10 QB, with a few even murmuring that he'd get MVP. Nowadays, he's stuck behind an awful offensive line with hardly anyone to throw to, forcing whatever skill he has into trying to move the offense along. With how raw Malik Willis looks and Tannehill's own contract not even allowing 20 million dollars freed if he's cut, we're stuck with him if we don't wish to tank, which I can't tell if the front office wants. With him turning 35 this offseason, this is more about his future in the league as a whole than as our starter, but we really don't have a contingency plan once he leaves. Let's see what he can do with a new look offensive line, a few more weapons, and new OC Tim Kelly.
Denico Autry: The former Colt who saw the light, Denico Autry has been an absolute godsend for our defense and another example of Ballard being an absolute fraud of a GM. For as much as he's balled out, he's also an impending free agent at age 34. How much does he still have left in the tank, and will he be worth re-signing by then?
Derrick Henry: Ever since the Combine, rumors have swirled as to whether franchise face King Henry will be traded or not. With how much a running back's production atrophies due to age and Henry turning 30 this January as a 2024 free agent, it's an honest question as to whether he'll land on a contender like the Eagles or Bills. With us bleeding franchise credibility already from the Brown trade, I would not recommend a trade unless we get at least a 2nd round pick. He finished with 1800 scrimmage yards behind the league's worst line and Todd Downing's playcalling, so he can still be a valuable weapon for just a bit longer.
Kevin Byard: The mayor of Murfreesboro arrives on this list mostly due to the trade rumors surrounding him. He's been Mr. Consistency throughout his career, notching at least 4 picks almost every year since 2017 and leading in tackles the last couple seasons. Again, I don't recommend trading away a leader like him unless the picks are worthwhile, and I especially don't recommend releasing him for the paltry 6 million saved this year and the loss of whatever secondary we had without Fulton.
Bonus round (aka, the part where I take some shots in the dark):
Rob Moore: Our current wide receivers coach, Rob Moore is getting the chance to do something he hasn't done in a while: coach a unit that will be more than just an afterthought in this offense as we insist his players support an inefficient run game. Can Treylon Burks continue his breakout campaign? How will the receiving room fare in this modernizing Titans offense? AJ Brown shouted him out just before he played in the Super Bowl, but someone with one of the worst position groups in the league is generally a bad look.
Mike Vrabel: (DISCLAIMER: This is an absolute shot in the dark here, and take this with all the salt in the Dead Sea.) Vrabel has led some of the least talented teams in the league to at least 3 more wins than they should really get and is one of the best coaches in the league. Tactics, player connection, setting a culture, you name it, he's done it here even if the OC hires aren't always perfect. However, there's one person that may not agree with us: Amy Adams Strunk. She doesn't suffer losing lightly and has high standards for her organization, so another losing season could send Vrabel packing. Again, I think Vrabel is one of the best coaches in the NFL and the team MVP, but I'm not in the building making decisions.
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2023.03.21 05:24 Taigenphage SPOILERS - Extensive Collection of References and Easter Eggs in Hogwarts Legacy

Key References to Books and Movies
B1 + M1 = Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone
B2 + M2 = Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
B3 + M3 = Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
B4 + M4 = Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
B5 + M5 = Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
B6 + M6 = Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
B7 + M7 + M8 = Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
FBAWTFT = Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them
Some information was gathered or verified from https://harrypotter.fandom.com/wiki/Main_Page
GENERAL
~ ~ At Hogwarts
Transfigured rat cup [Game: Transfiguration spell icon + Transfiguration class revelio page; M2 Ron in second-year done to Scabbers – Vera verto, transfigure animal to glass goblet].
Flying Daedalian Keys [B1 + M1 Flitwick’s protection of Philosopher’s/Sorcerer’s stone].
One-Eyed Witch Secret Passageway to Honeydukes [B3 + M3].
Accio to summon people [Game: spell function, discussion between Sabastian & Ominis after charms class (can only summon clothes and not a person’s body); 1st in B4 + M4 accio firebolt, B7 accio Hagrid].
Spell incantations murals outside & inside Charms classroom [see below].
Room under the astronomy tower telescope platform [M6 where Harry hides while Dumbledore confronts Draco].
Hagrid’s future hut & pumpkin patch [Game: revelio page groundskeeper tools + Hippogriff headstone facing the lake behind the house (likely a reference to Hagrid’s actor passing)]. Hut location in game: “South” of the castle and near the Clocktower; Not adjacent the designated Forbidden Forest like depicted in movies.
Student in hospital wing puking up slugs [B2 + M2 Ron Weasley’s broken wand backfiring].
Chamber of Secrets and future Moaning Murtle’s girls bathroom [Game: revelio page, located near Slytherin common room in the dungeons; B2 + M2].
Basilisk [Game: reference in Slytherin Scriptorium; B2 + M2].
Follow the Butterflies quest [M2 Ron says, “Follow the spiders, why couldn’t it be follow the butterflies”].
Portrait resembling the late Richard Harris [played Dumbledore M1 + M2] in Entry hall and other locations.
Quidditch pitch structure details [M2 Harry & Draco match].
Vanishing cabinet in the Room of Requirement [1st in B5, mostly in B6 + M6].
Sirius Black’s containment cell outside Charms classroom [B3 + M3].
Secrets of the Darkest Arts book [Game: comment by Sebastian Sallow while in library restricted section; B7 used by Tom Riddle for knowledge of horcruxes, removed from library by Albus Dumbledore, retrieved by Hermione].
Death Day party [Game: in dungeons through locked door; 1st in B2].
Headless hunt [Game: tapestry revelio page; B2 Nick rejection].
Kitchens and Pear painting [B4, Fred & George and Hermione regarding S.P.E.W.].
Talking mirrors [Games: various rooms and bathrooms in the castle; B3 Leaky Cauldron B2 Ron’s house].
Leprechaun gold [Game: Professor Ronen lodging, Zonkos niffler attraction with disappearing gold, and student comment; 1st in B4].
References to other Wizarding school [Ilvermorny School of Witchcraft and Wizardry in America (student dialog), Mahoutokoro in Japan (Kogawa), Uagadou in Uganda (Onai)].
Professor Snape likeness in the Jack-in-the-Box [Game: Room of Requirement walkthrough and professor’s Ronen’s lodging].
Snape’s private stores closet in tapestry corridor “Long Gallery”, Ground floor [M4].
Hogwart’s motto, “Never tickle a sleeping dragon” [Game: Entry Hall, revelio page Dragon Statue in dungeon of the the Bell Tower wing, Central Hall sleeping dragon mural].
Howlers [Game: received by students throughout the castle; 1st in B2 + M2].
Prefects’ bathroom in South Wing [B4 + M4].
Troll-attack bathroom appearance [Game: bathroom near Fig’s classroom; M1].
Barnabas the Barmy and troll ballet tapestry across the hallway from the Room of Requirement on 7th floor corridor (confirmed on revelio page) [B5C18].
Sleeping portraits [Game: Headmaster office revelio pages; B5 + M5 + M3 (Harry looking for Pettigrew at night on Marauder's Map)].
Large wizard’s chess pieces [Game: Room of Requirement walkthrough, professor’s Ronen lodging; B1 + M1].
Rabbit hat [Game: displayed in the Transfiguration classroom; B3C4 Magical Menagerie].
Wendelin the Weird painting, loved burning at the stake 47 times [Game: DADA tower and other castle locations; B3C1].
Sir Cadogan portrait [Game: portrait in the Library Annex; 1st in B3 helping Harry to divination and as Gryffindor House guard in replacement of the traumatized Fat Lady portrait].
Obstacles to boys (wizard) entry to girls (witch) dormitories [Game: Ravenclaw 2 suit of armor guard, Slytherin sliding stairs, Hufflepuff sliding stairs, Gryffindor sliding stairs; B5C17].
“South” rock site past the wooden bridge uphill “north” from Hagrid’s future cabin where Hermione punched Draco [B3 + M3].
Ron’s dress robes for the Triwizard Yule Ball [Game: reward for discovering Hogwarts Secrets; B4 + M4].
Frog Choir [Game: Music classroom; M3].
Boggart closet [Game: revelio page in Astronomy Wing; B3 + M3].
“Not all beasts make good pets” signs on the quidditch pitch [B2 Reference to Hagrid and the acromantula Aragog, also Tom Riddle says something like this to Hagrid in diary memory shown to Harry].
Detention chamber [Filtch comment about the old ways of discipline].
Torture devices in the ramparts of west castle entrance [Filtch comment about the old ways of discipline].
Fat Lady [M3’s Savannah portrait Fat Lady hides in resides in a chamber behind the Map of Arygllshire (revelio page) which she hides in B3]; letter from Fat Lady left in this chamber for Violet referencing their wine drinking B4, B6C17. Monks drinking wine referenced in letter (in game) is also in this chamber, and a duplicate of this portrait is located in the Grand Staircase on the third level B6C17.].
Ancient Runes book [Game: student dialog; 1st in B3].
Mischievous Weasleys [Game: Gareth Weasley potion experimenting; references George and Fred Weasley].
Animagus [Game: sheep in the hospital wing, Forbidden Forest dead man’s letter describing attempt to become an animagus; B3 + M3].
Underground Harbor for first year arrivals [Game: revelio page; B1].
Practice dummy [Game: main quest; B5 + M5].
Tortoise with jewel-encrusted shell [Game: on display, revelio page; B3 animal in Magical Menagerie].
O.W.L.S. material [Game: professor Ronen asks the 5th year class the difference in the incantations of the color change (colovaria) and growth charms (unknown incantation; not engorgio); B5 during charms O.W.L.S., Harry Potter swelled his rat rather than turning it orange].
Dumbledore’s burial site island on Hogwarts ground [M7].
Werewolfs [Game: Werewolf tapestry room, use lumos very near the tapestries for the true story, werewolf statue; B3 + M3].
Gaunt Family [Game: Ominis Gaunt student & his aunt Noctuna Gaunt; 1st in B2 and especially B6].
Gaunt Family [Game: villager comment about Gormlaith Gaunt – the aunt (pure blood supremacy-minded, 1576-1634) to Isolt Sayre, founder of Ilvermorny School of Witchcraft and Wizardry in America].
Bloody Baron hanging out in the astronomy tower [B6 his favorite pastime is going up to the astronomy tower].
Hufflepuff-specific Richard Jackdaw quest: Eldritch Diggory, Minister of Magic [related to Cedric & Amos Diggory; B4 & M4].
Deathly Hallows [Game: Niamh Fitzgerald’s Trial quest; B7].
The Goblet of Fire in casket [Game: stored in the Trophy Room; B4 + M4 same casket in movie and the trophy room is where the champions went to after being chosen].
Side Chamber in Great Hall where Triwizard champions retreated to after being chosen; room features a fireplace and walls covered in paintings of witches and wizards, and three chairs [B4 described].
Divination classroom entrance [Game: entrance as described in book 3 unlike movie 3].
Ravenclaw Sephronia Franklin quiz on wizarding lore (quiz 1, 2,3) + Hall of Herodiana.
Cat Plates [Game: Room of Requirement conjuration; B5 + M5 Dolores Umbridge].
Rule Placards [Game: Room of Requirement conjuration, on quidditch pitch, outside Potions classroom, in Detention room; B5 + M5 Dolores Umbridge].
Rule Placard: Moving Staircases DO NOT Excuse Tardies (2x versions).
Rule Placard: Keep Cauldrons Clean between Concoctions (2x versions).
Rule Placard: Brooms belong on the Pitch (2x versions).
Rule Placard: No Magic In The Corridors (2x versions).
Rule Placard: Not all Beasts Make Good Pets (2x versions).
Rule Placard: The Forbidden Forest is Forbidden for a reason (2x versions).
House-Elf Head plaque [Game: Room of Requirement conjuration; B5 Black family house & tradition].
Potions Classroom element typography art [Interesting because potions (complex ingredients like dittany leaves and bubotuber pus are used) in the magical world is like the muggle discipline of chemistry (purified elements and purified compound chemicals are a focus), but here the elements are being acknowledged. The magical study of alchemy might be more closely related to chemistry]. Will post a table in comments.
~ ~ Hogsmeade
Two red-headed twins outside of Zonko’s Joke Shop [reference to Fred & George Weasley].
Items from Zonkos [Game & Refs: Dungbombs being wrapped & on shelf B1 + B3, Nose-biting teacups B3C14, Frog spawn soap B3C14, Boxing telescope (poster) B6C5 manufactured by Fred and George, Luminous Balloons B1C12, Self-Shuffling Cards being wrapped & on shelf B2 at Ron’s house].
Gillyweed Tonic [Game: poster in Zonkos; B4 mentioned].
Sweets from Honeydukes [Game: Pepper Imps (breath fire), “Elephant on a Bicycle” (animal & train noises), Exploding BonBons, Fizzing Whizzbees (floating), Sugar Quills, Alihotsy-flavored Fudge, Cauldron Cakes, Pumpkin Fizz, Chocolate Skeleton (skull), crystalized pineapple (Slughorn B6 + M6), but also includes to-become-defunct goodies like “Boiled Sweets” and “Doxy Floss” (cotton candy); 1st in B3 + M3].
Chocolate frog [Games: Honeydukes on wall & bench outside Hogsmead as revelio page; 1st in B1 + M1].
Hogsmeade abandoned house [Game: map overview looks like Shrieking Shack from M3, actual shack does not look like the M3 one].
Three Broomsticks Private Room [M3 where Harry finds out that Sirius is his godfather and was best friend of James Potter].
Three Broomsticks: bottled drinks [Game: Butterbeer, Pumpkin Juice, Fire Wiskey, Rose Water, Dandelion Juice].
Three Broomsticks: brooms behind the bar [B6].
Spot Removal quest from Hufflepuff student Sacharissa Tugwood [Harry Potter & the Chamber of Secrets, 2002 on PC; collectible silver famous witches & wizard card, 1874-1966, pioneer of beautifying potions].
Sneakoscope [Game: revelio page in Dervish and Banges; B3 + B4].
Skele-Gro potion [Game: a pink bottle with snail shell- like contents in Lawley’s cellar.]
~ ~ In the World
Magical Nab-Sack [Game: to rescue creatures; looks like Newt Scamander’s bag from FBAWTFT].
Golden Snitch [Game: Quality Quidditch Supplies, Niffler dens, Room of Requirement walkthrough, character profiles screen].
Pensieve sentries during tutorial [resemble those in the Battle of Hogwarts M8, animated by professor McGonagall with Piertotum Locomotor].
Azkaban prison [Game: walk through during Hufflepuff-specific Richard Jackdaw quest].
Dragon pox [Game: “Healer’s Notes” and site of dead healer; B5C9, B6C22, B7].
Poachers and Ashwinders travel like death eaters [M5,6,7]. Lake in the Forbidden Forest where Harry saved Sirius with his Patronus [Game: in front of the entrance to Jackdaw’s tomb; B3 + M3].
Elf burial [Game: near Feldcroft; B7 + M8].
Caterwauling Charm [Game: dialog Poppy questline; B7 + M8].
Peruvian Instant Darkness Powder [Game: revelio page; B6].
Troll Bogeys [Game: used in potion; B1 + M1].
Inferi [Game: enemy; B6 + B7].
Gringotts and Goblins [Game: during tutorial and intro].
Newt Scamander’s companion Teddy the Niffler (plushie version). Also, a plushie Mandrake. [Game: various locations with one or both at a picnic, on a sword, near cliffside (intro near the ruins leading to Gringotts entrance), etc.; 1st in Fantastic Beasts & Where to Find Them].
Headwig’s theme music [Game: Solved by the Bell quest; Movies].
Owl burial? [Game: headstone with owl engraving and stone perched owl near West Manor Cape Floo Flame; ode to Headwig’s death?].
(other video games) Skyrim helmet armor (around the castle and other places in the world).
(other video games) Sword in camp fire (in cemetery north of the Forbidden Forest); Dark Souls/ Elden Ring save points.
ROOMS IN HOGWARTS CASTLE
Transfiguration classroom + office -Astronomy Wing, Transfiguration Courtyard Floo Flame (Ground floor) -Matilda Weasley -Lodging in Grand Staircase, past Trophy Room.
Defense Against the Dark Arts + office -Astronomy Wing, DADA Tower, DADA Classroom F.F. (2nd floor?) -Dinah Hecat -Lodging in Grand Staircase.
Magical Theory classroom + office -Astronomy Wing, DADA Tower, Professor Fig’s Classroom F.F. (4th floor?) - Eleazar Fig -Lodging in South Wing: Faculty Tower.
Charms classroom + office -Astronomy Wing, DADA Tower, Charms Classroom F.F. (5th floor?) -Abraham Ronen -Lodging in South Wing: Faculty Tower.
Astronomy classroom -Astronomy Wing, Astronomy Tower F.F. (?) -Satyavatsi Shah - lodging in Astronomy Tower, near charms classroom.
Herbology classroom -Library Annex, Central Hall, Greenhouses F.F. (Ground floor) -Mirabel Garlick -Lodging in South Wing: Faculty Tower.
Potions classroom + office -Library Annex, Central Hall, Potions Classroom F.F. (Ground floor) -Aesop Sharp -Lodging in South Wing: Faculty Tower.
Divination classroom -Library Annex, Viaduct Entrance, Divination Classroom F.F. (4th floor?) -Mudiwa Onai -Lodging in South Wing: Faculty Tower.
Arithmancy classroom -Library Annex, Viaduct Entrance, Divination Classroom F.F. (2nd floor?).
Library -Library Annex, Central Hall (Ground floor) -Agnes Scribner.
Beasts classroom + office -Bell Tower Wing, Beasts Classroom F.F. (Ground floor) -Bai Howin - Lodging adjacent the beasts classroom.
Flying class location + office -Bell Tower Wing, Flying Class Lawn F.F. (Ground floor) -Chiyo Kogawa.
History of Magic classroom + office -Bell Tower Wing, Bell Tower Courtyard F.F., North Hall (1st floor) -Cuthbert Binns (deceased).
Muggle Studies classroom -Bell Tower Wing, Bell Tower Courtyard F.F., North Hall (Dungeon).
Alchemy classroom -Bell Tower Wing, Bell Tower Courtyard F.F. (Dungeon).
Music classroom -Bell Tower Wing, Bell Tower Courtyard F.F. Hospital -South Wing, Faculty Tower, Hospital Wing F.F. -Noreen Blainey -Lodging in south wing, hospital wing.
Headmaster -Grand Staircase -Phineas Nigellus Black [portrait in B5 & B7] -Lodging in Grand Staircase.
House Elves -Grand Staircase, (kitchens) -various, Deek -Lodging in Grand Staircase, Kitchens.
House Specters -The Bloody Baron, The Fat Friar, The Gray Lady, and Nearly Headless Nick, but also Peeves (poltergeist).
Caretaker -Gladwin Moon -Lodging in Bell Tower Wing, Hogwarts North Exit.
SHOPS IN HOGSMEADE
Ollivanders wands (separate branch from Diagon Alley).
Tomes and Scrolls.
J. Pippin’s Potions.
Dogweed and Deathcap.
The Magic Neep.
Gladrags Wizardwear.
Dervish and Banges.
Spint Witches Sporting Needs, Quality Quidditch Supplies.
Brood and Peck.
Madam Snelling’s Tress Emporium – change facial features and hair.
Hog’s Head.
The Three Broomsticks.
Zonko’s Joke Shop.
Honeydukes.
Daily Prophet booth – actual newspaper articles to read, specifically a multi-issue story on a hybrid chicken-dragon [B5 ministry official confiscated fire-breathing chicken].
Steepley and Sons.
Bingle and Blatch.
Hogsmead Post Office.
Ceridwen’s Cauldrons.
Scrivenshaft’s Quill Shop.
Flutes and Lutes.
CHARMS CLASS SPELL INCANTATION TYPOGRAPHY MURALS
Aberto. Charm. A spell used to open doors. FBAWTFT.
Accio. Charm. Summoning Charm. B4 Charms class, Harry.
Aguamenti. Charm, conjuration. Water-Making Spell. B6 Harry.
Alohomora. Charm. Unlocking Charm. B1. Hermione.
Aparecium. Charm. Revealing Charm. B3. Hermione.
Arresto Momentum. Charm. Slowing Charm. B3. Dumbledore.
Avis. Charm, conjuration. Bird-Conjuring Charm. B4. Mr. Ollivander. Hermione.
Bombarda. Charm. Exploding Charm. M3. Hermione.
Colloportus. Charm. Locking Spell. B5. Hermione.
Confundo. Charm. Confundus Charm. B3. Mentioned Severus. Hermione.
Defodio. Charm. Gouging Spell. B7. Hermione, Harry, Ron.
Deprimo. Charm. Used to blast holes in the ground. B7. Hermione.
Diffindo. Charm. Severing Charm. B4. Harry. Ron.
Diminuendo. Charm. Forces the target to shrink. M5. Nigel Wolpert.
Dissendium. Charm. Used to open passages (One-Eyed Witch and others). B3. Harry.
Episkey. Healing spell. Used to heal relatively minor injuries, such as broken bones and cartilage. B6. Nymphadora Tonks. Harry.
Expecto Patronum. Charm. Patronus Charm. B3. Remus Lupin. Harry.
Expelliarmus. Charm. Disarming Charm. B2. Severus. Harry.
Glacius. Charm. Freezing Spell. Videogame.
Glisseo. Charm. Causes the steps on a stairway to flatten into a slide. B7. Hermione.
Immobulus. Charm. Freezing Charm. B1. Hermione. Horace Slughorn.
Lacarnum Inflamari. Charm. Ignites cloaks. B2. Hermione.
Legilimens. Charm. Legilimency Spell. Allows the caster to delve into the mind of the victim, allowing the caster to see the memories, thoughts, and emotions of the victim. B5. Severus.
Levioso. Charm. Levitation Spell. Videogame.
Lumos. Charm. Wand-Lighting Charm. B2. Many.
Lumos Maxima charm Produces a blinding flash of bright white light from the tip of the wand. It is a variant of the Wand-Lighting Charm. M3.
Meteolojinx Recanto. Counter-charm. Ceases weather effects caused by Weather-Modifying Charms. B7. Arthur Weasley & Ron Weasley.
Mobiliarbus. Charm. Levitates wooden objects a few inches off the ground and moves them in any given direction. B3. Hermione.
Mobilicorpus. Charm. Levitates and moves bodies. B3. Sirius Black.
Nox. Charm. Wand-Extinguishing Charm. B4. Harry. Hermione.
Obliviate. Charm. Memory Charm. B2. Gilderoy Lockhart. Hermione.
Periculum. Charm. Produces a burst of red sparks. B4. Harry.
Petrificus Totalus. Curse. Full Body-Bind Curse. B1. Hermione.
Piertotum Locomotor. Charm. Brings animates inanimate targets. B7. Professor McGonagall.
Portus. Charm. Turns an object into a portkey. B5. Dumbledore.
Prior Incantato. Charm. Reverse Spell. Forces a wand to show an "echo" of the last spell it performed. B4. Amos Diggory.
Protego. Charm. Shield Charm. B4. Harry.
Protego Horribilis. Charm. A powerful shield charm against dark magic. B7. Professor Flitwick.
Quietus. Charm. Quietening Charm. It was the counter-charm to the Amplifying Charm. B4. Ludo Bagman.
Reducio. Charm. Shrinking Charm. B7. Harry.
Reducto. Curse. Reductor Curse. B4. Harry. M5 Jenny.
Relashio. Jinx. Revulsion Jinx. B4. Harry.
Rennervate. Charm. Reviving Spell. Awakens an unconscious victim. It is consequently the counter-charm to the Stunning Spell. B4. Amos Diggory. Dumbledore.
Reparo. Charm. Mending Charm. Seamlessly repairs broken objects. B6. Dumbledore.
Repello Inimicum. Charm. Disintegrates the persons entering this charm. B7. Professors.
Repello Muggletum. Charm. Muggle-Repelling Charm. B4. Quidditch World Cup. B7. Hermione & Harry.
Revelio. Charm. Reveals secrets about a person or object.
Rictusempra. Charm. Tickling Charm. B3. Charms class. Harry.
Riddikulus. Charm. Boggart Banishing Spell. B3. DADA class.
Scourgify. Charm. Scouring Charm. B5. Nymphadora Tonks. Ginny Weasley.
Silencio. Charm. Silencing Charm. B5. Hermione.
Sonorous. Charm. Amplifying Charm. The counter-charm is the Quietening Charm, Quietus. B4. Ludo Bagman.
Specialis Revelio. Charm. Reveals spells cast on objects or potions. B6. Hermione.
Stupefy. Charm. Stunning Spell. B4. Harry.
Tarantallegra. Charm. Dancing Feet Spell. B2. Harry.
Tergeo. Charm. Wiping Spell. Siphons liquid and cleans objects. B6. Hermione.
Vermillious. Charm. Red Sparks. B1. Neville Longbottom.
Waddiwasi. Charm. Used to shoot small, soft masses of whatever the caster so desires at the target. B3. Remus Lupin.
Wingardium Leviosa. Charm. Levitation Charm. B1. Hermione.
FUNCTIONAL SPELLS – Essential
Revelio [] Reveal concealed objects, invisible things, passages, and secretly written messages and hidden markings.
Alohomora [1st in B1] Unlocking Charm.
Petrificus Totalus [1st in B1C16] Full Body-Bind Curse.
Protego [1st in B4 and B5] Shield Charm.
Stupefy [1st in B3] Stunning Spell.
Basic Cast (unique to Hogwarts Legacy).
Ancient Magic & Ancient Magic Throw (this specific kind is unique to Hogwarts Legacy, but the sacrificial protection provided by Lily to Harry is also ancient magic).
FUNCTIONAL SPELLS – Force (purple)
Accio [1st in B4] Summoning Charm.
Depulso [1st in B4] Banishing Charm.
Descendo [1st in B7] make objects fall or move downwards.
Flipendo [] Knockback Jinx.
FUNCTIONAL SPELLS – Damage (red)
Bombarda [1st in M3] Exploding Charm.
Confringo [B7] Blasting Curse.
Diffindo [B4] Severing Charm.
Expelliarmus [B2C11] Disarming Charm.
Incendio [B1 Hagrid] Fire-Making Spell.
FUNCTIONAL SPELLS – Control (yellow)
Transfiguration.
Arresto Momentum [B3C15] Slowing Charm.
Glacius [] Freezing Spell.
Levioso - feather icon. Levitation Spell.
SPELLS – Utility (blue)
Lumos [B2] Wand-Lighting Charm.
Disillusionment [B5].
Reparo [M1] Mending Charm.
Wingardium Leviosa - wings on wand [B1 in Charms] Levitation Charm.
FUNCTIONAL SPELLS – Transfiguration (light green) Conjuring spell.
Altering spell.
Evanesco [B5C17] Vanishing Spell.
FUNCTIONAL SPELLS – Unforgivable Curse (green)
Avada Kedavra - lightning bolt motion.
Crucio.
Imperio.
BEASTS, CREATURES, BEINGS
Acromantula & arachnids [Game: enemy in the Forbidden Forest and main quest; B2 + M2].
Ashwinder [Game: eggs used in potions].
Augurey [Game: skeleton revelio page].
Demiguise [Game: statues].
Diricawl [Game: animal dens].
Doxy [Game: only egg, revelio page].
Dragons [Game: flying around wild, skeleton in DADA classroom, and a part of Poppy questline].
Dugbogs [Game: enemy].
Centaurs [Game: ally in the Forbidden Forest, a part of Poppy questline].
Erumpent [Game: horn as a conjuration for Room of Requirement; B7 + M8].
Fwooper [Game: animal dens].
Giant Purple Toad [Game: animal dens; 1st in B3 Magical Menagerie].
Giant Squid [Game: seen during flying class ride with Everett Clopton of Ravenclaw over the Black Lake, seen occasionally in the Black Lake, attacking Slytherin common room windows to Black Lake, Slytherin-specific Richard Jackdaw quest involving toast; B4C12 & C18].
Gnome [Game: Leander Prewett, ancestor of Molly Weasley, talks fondly of De-Gnoming the garden; B2 at the Weasley’s house].
Graphorn [Game: animal den, main quest].
The Grim [Game: mentioned in a tragedy writing paper, The Grim in underground den south of West Hogwarts Valley; B3 + M3].
Horklump [Game: collect for potions].
Hippogriffs [Game: animal dens & Natasi questline; B3].
Jobberknoll [Game: animal dens].
Kelpie [Game: statue and revelio page].
Kneazle [Game: animal dens; B3 + M3 Hermione ‘s cat Crookshanks, half-kneazle].
Merpeople [Game: mentioned by students and related to ‘Mer-ky’ Depths quest given by Slytherin student, Nerida Roberts].
Mooncalf [Game: animal dens].
Niffler [Game: animal dens; 1st in B4 + FBAWTFT].
Phoenix [Game: side quest to save one].
Puffskein [Game: animal dens; B5 Jenny’s Pygmy Puff + FBAWTFT].
Sphinx [Game: statue behind History of Magic classroom; B4].
Thestral [Game: animal dens & stabled at Hogwarts along with carriage; 1st in B5].
Three-Headed Dog [Game: tapestry near Magical Theory/Professor Fig’s classroom; B1 Fluffy].
Troll [Game: enemy; 1st in B1].
Unicorns [Game: animal den & side quest; 1st in B1].
Werewolf [Game: werewolf tapestry room & statues].
PLANTS
Honking daffodil [Game: around the world; 1st mentioned B5].
Devil’s Snare [Game: environmental hazard; 1st in B1 + M1].
Mandrake [Game: grown to use in combat; 1st in B2+F2].
Venomous Tentacula [Game: grown to use in combat; 1st in B5C9, B7C31 Battle of Hogwarts, M6 Slughorn stealing tentacula leaves].
Chinese Chomping Cabbages [Game: grown to use in combat].
Dittany [Game: grown to use in potions].
Fluxweed [Game: grown to use in potions].
Knotgrass [Game: grown to use in potions].
Leaping Toadstools [Game: collected to use in potions].
Abyssinian Shrivelfigs [Game: grown to use in potions; B2C15 + B3 ].
Mimbulus mimbletonia & stinksap [Game: the pungent passage revelio page; 1st in B5 + M5 in train and Gryffindor password].
Bubotubers & bubotuber pus [Game: Spot Removal quest from Sacharissa Tugwood; 1st in B4, B5C28].
Fanged Geranium [Game: gargoyle dialog].
Dirigible plums [Game: in greenhouses with revelio page; 1st in B7 + M8].
POTIONS Potion: Polyjuice potion [Game: girls bathroom in astronomy tower and The Polyjuice Plot main quest; 1st in B2 + M2 then B4 & M4]. Lacewing Flies + Leeches + Knotgrass + Fluxweed + Bicorn horn (cattle) + boomslang skin (snake) + hair from person.
Potion: Felix Felicis potion [Game: PlayStation exclusive potion to make and use to find treasure; 1st in B6 + M6]. Lacewing Flies + Fluxweed Stem.
Potion: Thunderbrew potion. Leech Juice + Shrivelfig Fruit + Stench of the Dead.
Potion: Wiggenweld potion. Horklump Juice + Dittany Leaves.
Potion: Invisibility potion. Leaping Toadstool Caps + Knotgrass Sprig + Troll Bogeys.
Potion: Edurus potion. Ashwinder Eggs + Mongrel Fur.
Potion: Focus Potion. Lacewing Flies + Fluxweed Stem + Dugbog Tongue.
Potion: Maxima Potion. Leech Juice + Spider Fangs.
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2023.03.21 03:34 doge_gobrrt some balance suggestions for the devs to consider

  1. separate balance tables many guns(aside from launchers) are very much so viable in multiplayer like slug shotguns and snipers but are brutally outclassed in br. due to the different time to kill buffing something so it can be viable in br especially in terms of damage can make it required to do even somewhat well in multiplayer for this reason weapons should have separate stats for br and multiplayer.
  2. slug shotguns, slug shotguns are in a decently balanced spot in multiplayer they occupy a spot similar to snipers and other weapons like them tac/battle rifle etc. in warzone however they are very lacking in capability. here I want to make a quick note: I am considering gameplay balance over realism here as it's a video game and even if it has realistic elements its not perfectly realistic for example when you shoot a propane tank it doesn't vent flammable gas or cause an explosion) up close my recommendation for slug shotguns is that they take two shots to kill a fully plated player and the slug attachment for any shotgun(except for the kv broadside) increase fire rate slightly. this idea is rooted in the fact that a similarly skilled player with say a pdsw if they hit their shots should have around a 40 percent chance of securing a kill with their weapon indoors in close quarters against someone using this buffed shotgun. why? because shotguns should take hierarchy over smgs at the closest possible ranges as they trade in basically every stat to do so they are the glass cannon of this range category and smgs should reach into this territory but retain ability at low medium ranges acting as the jack of all trades at medium to short range of course there are variations in individual weapons(kv broadside and fss hurricane) right now with exclusion of the kv broadside im willing to bet any player facing an even slight equal in skill will lose in that fight if they have a shotgun and the other person has an smg. normal shotguns seem to do ok(aside from the kv which is kinda op) but still fall on the lower end of performance(they could do with either a fire rate buff or a damage buff at close ranges preferably fire rate). slug shotguns however currently take 3 shots to kill at close range assuming all body shots rather terrible performance considering in the time you pump out 3 shells a hurricane can down you quicker. now what about headshot multipliers? currently if you manage to hit a headshot with a slug shotgun it become a 2 shot kill problem is the first instinct most players have is center of mass aim and considering the time to kill there is often very little time to adjust where you want your next shot to go so it doesn't really matter it's a 2 shot as very very very few will happen in places shotguns should excel. now I hear you say but slugs can be used long range can't they? they can and have the same performance across all ranges which is an issue. if you buffed slug shotguns to down in 2 shots across all ranges you would have a bit of a problem, slug shotties would start outcompeting ars at mid ranges. why? ttk is lower at mid to mid long ranges allowing for peak shoot peak shoot knock . this would in a lot of cases down a player with little chance for counterplay especially if that player was crossing a road and not immediately next to cover. my suggestion is that the headshot multiplier would be removed at mid range and no buff be applied to mid range damage. now heres the fun bit long range. slug shotguns have the among the worst accuracy in the game for a single bullet(normal shotguns aside) if you somehow manage to land a headshot with a slug shotgun at long range you should be rewarded with a one shot knock but the knocked player is given a quicker res by teammates.
  3. snipers: this is a fun one. snipers actually should only one shot knock(if you hit a headshot) at mid ranges and the very upper limit of long ranges ie 180 to 200 metres for long range and then below 100 and above 50 for mid. why? well a few reasons. the first of which is getting one shot knocked at the lower end of long ranges results in a scenario where it feels unfair to the player who just got knocked and now they have to be revived while the distance does allow for your team to push the team whos player you just knocked. at long long range if you got knocked and killed at that range you were likely running out in the open away from your team and did not notice the glint. at mid range noticing a sniper glint is pretty easy so it's seems pretty reasonable that the person that hit a headshot be given the knock. lastly why not at short range? there should be a net sum of zero weapons that excel in all 3 range classes especially if they can one shot. snipers should have impact just like smgs, ars, and lmgs. another potential solution to the problem of snipers not really currently having a huge amount of impact is give them oneshot at all medium and long ranges but not at close range(quickscoping leaves almost zero room for any counterplay if in the hands of a skilled player) and someone aiming at you with a sniper triggers a high alert like flash regardless of if you have the perk. this also acts as a buff to my next topic
  4. the spotter scope: there currently outside of dmz is very very little incentive to run the spotter scope over other tacticals. my buff suggestion? let it see people through building walls but only at long range(like beyond average sniper shot distance), not through terrain(the ground hills mountains etc.) and it now has a short cooldown. the spotter scope should be a recon tool useful in early to late midgame not wallhacks.
  5. the shock stick useful in multiplayer not in br. pretty simple make it like a proxy mine with a flashing red light and it's only triggered when someone walks next to it.
  6. the only thing I can think of otherwise that might warrant balance changes is c4. my idea is that c4 be given the option to act as a proxy mine that cracks 3 plates but will not stack with other c4 or explosives like cluster mines ie highest explosive damage dealt within a 3 second period to a player is what they get so if they walk over a cluster they get damage from the cluster but not the c4 this could also help with double claymored stairwells and the frustration with hard campers without eliminating slower defensive play-styles.
feedback on my feedback would be nice I am an indie game dev myself so anything both you devs or dear redditors have to say about my ideas would be helpful aside from that's f***ckin st**id
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2023.03.21 02:33 Ralts_Bloodthorne First Contact - Chapter 919 - Edge of Twilight

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I have been in direct combat for 1,241.92 seconds.
My battlescreens and bulk are weapons just as much as my infinite repeaters, my indirect fire weaponry, and my Hellbore cannons. The Mantid vehicles, while undoubtedly servicable against what appears to be a demilitarized planetary population, are completely ineffective against me. Their main guns cannot penetrate my battlescreens, no matter how many guns they bring to bear or how many firing angles they generate.
Against a Mark XXIII Bolo's battlescreens, it might have been effective, as that design was largely magnetic fields.
I am a Mark XXIX Bolo. I pack the same battlescreens as a Confederate Heavy Cruiser.
The heavy Mantid vehicles, 125 tons and above, are slower, less maneuverable, than my massive 24,000 ton bulk. I don't bother to clear them from in front of me with my guns, using my battlescreen instead. The magnetic flux, the variable frequency - frequency agile projected energy field flux, and the graviton assisted space curvature systems all blend together to rip apart any Mantid vehicles touching me.
The Mantid are panicking now. Twice they have fired atomics point blank into my shields. It is obvious that these Mantid have never cracked the method of increasing the destructive output of atomic weapons and none of them crack the 25 kiloton barrier, all of them fission weapons that Terra would have considered crude only a decade or two into the Atomic Age.
None of them even make my battlescreens waver.
The backwash of the detonation shreds the Mantid vehicles that are still attacking, causing more damage to the Mantid forces still fighting than they do to me.
Nekonya and I, intertwined together, check our spy-eyes.
The elimination of the High Speakers and Speakers, as well as the loss of the Mantid ship and the Omniqueen's influence, has led to approximately 74.127% of the Mantid forces fighting their own, specifically the servitor castes fighting against the warrior castes.
Nekonya and I estimate that combat will cease in approximately 2,582 seconds.
My indirect fire weapons are seeding the outside of the mass attacking me with FASCAM systems, my drone launchers are chuffing out heavy weapon attack drones. The drones get to high altitude then move toward the outside of the mob, lurking and watching for any Mantid vehicles or warriors who attempt to flee what is rapidly becoming a complete disaster for Mantid forces.
To quote many a Terran: It is all over but the crying.
I signal the Dakota and file a VLS, letting the ship know that not only will combat cease soon, but the planet will need occupied by combat troops in order to deal with Mantid insurgents and holdouts.
As a Mark XXIX Bolo I will be of limited use during that phase. It is a phase that requires boots on the ground, not a supertank the size of a small stadium and weighing 24-kilotons.
The battle is almost over.
But the war will continue.
-----
The Omniqueen's ship had been slowed and redirected into a stable orbit around the stellar mass. The combat troops had been withdrawn, allowing the Mantid aboard the Omniqueen's ship to figure out who to speak for them and who was in charge.
The two Dakota ships were motionless relative to one another, separated by only a couple thousand kilometers. Both ships had suffered light damage during the battle, mostly cosmetic, that was already being repaired by shipboard engineers and shipboard assets.
Admiral Pikark had set his command couch to the command chair mode, leaning back in the seat, wearing a shipboard uniform rather than the armored vacuum suit that he had been wearing for the last four days.
On the screen were two images, side by side. On the left was the brushed chrome looking warsteel of the Terran Imperium Dakota, on the right side Lord Captain Jack Pikark sat on the bridge of his ship, relaxed in his command throne, tapping the rings of his right hand on the armrest.
"We appreciate your assistance, Lord Captain," Jeff stated.
His mirror-universe opposite nodded, smiling widely. "Pleasure to help, Admiral, especially after you helped us destroy the Omniqueen on our side."
Jeff nodded. "What are your plans now?" he asked.
Lord Captain Jack Pikark shrugged. "Go home, help the Imperium rebuild."
"Good luck with your endeavors," Jeff Pikark said.
His opposite nodded and the channel closed.
Jeff watched as the shining Dakota reoriented and started to move. The Hellspace portal opened up and pulled the Dakota inside before closing with the clang of iron doors.
"Dakota is away, Admiral," the Uhura said.
Jeff just nodded, putting his elbow on the arm-rest and his chin in his palm as he stared at forward bulkhead screen, which was simply showing the starfield where the ISS Dakota had vanished.
Lord Captain Jack Pikark heaved a sigh of relief when the reports came back in.
No Hellspace alteration to crew, ship, or ship functions.
He closed his eyes for a moment, clenched his muscles for a moment, then relaxed.
"Set course for Imperial Terra," Jack ordered. "Warp-Eight."
"Aye-aye, Lord Captain," Soto said.
His Spok turned to him.
"They still think this is all a game," the Spok stated, reaching up and stroking his goatee.
Jack shrugged. "Things went terribly wrong over there and our ancestors over there didn't step up."
"The decision to establish peace and stability through the remains of Known Space after the war was the only course we felt we had, Lord Captain," the Spok said. "Setting aside the Federation to become the Imperium was the only logical course. They felt otherwise."
Jack nodded. "I would say, old friend, after what we saw over there this time, that their Federation has been forced to set aside the toys and accept the responsibilities of their power."
Spok nodded. "Think they have realized that they're the evil mirror universe?"
Lord Captain Jack Pikark shook his head. "Old friend, nobody, in their own mind, picture themselves as the villain of the story."
There was quiet on the bridge as the ISS Dakota made for Terra-Sol.
-----
Admiral Jeff Pikark stepped out of the lift, the doors whooshing closed behind him.
In front of him were the vast Rebirth Systems. The local SUDS servers and processing systems, the cloning banks, the medical bays. Most of the lights were red across the SUDS and cloning systems, burning with a cold malevolent light. The crew-members in the chamber were all quiet as they moved around, all wearing enhanced reality glasses that were slightly red tinted.
Chief Rebirth Engineer Gladius moved up, stopping in front of Jeff Pikark. His ears were sharply pointed, his face long and narrow.
Most Rebirth Engineers were Vulkans or other species that could control their emotions.
"We've recovered the away teams," Gladius said, his voice soft and gentle.
Pikark had learned that most of the Rebirth Engineers spoke in such a way.
"Can they be rebirthed?" Pikark asked, watching as a Rebirth Engineer withdrew a plastic case from the system and moved over to the server racks.
"No," Gladius said, shaking his head. "They've all suffered severe neural scorching as well as mat-trans psychosis. We've got core identity strand unraveling and errored weaving. Most of them are suffering from multiple personality intertwining syndrome."
"Like me," Pikark said.
The Rebirth Engineer pushed the narrow end of the 18 inch by 8 inch plastic rectangle into the proper slot, allowing the system to read the optical disk inside with a red laser.
Gladius shook his head again. "No. You've got a triple weaving, stable. They've got personality after personality jammed all on top of each other, have experienced multiple deaths in rapid succession without trauma counseling and treatment."
The Chief Rebirth Engineer gave a sigh. "To put it in layman's terms: They're Idiots now."
Pikark closed his eyes for a second.
Three thousand crew-members. Lost forever.
"Admiral, it had to be done. They knew the risks, they all volunteered. They all knew what would happen to them," Gladius said. "They knew the stakes."
"It doesn't make it any easier," Pikark said. He shook his head, looking down at the deck for a moment. "It was just a game when we started. Now..."
He let his words trail off, watching as another thick plastic sleeve was moved from the system that took the mental engrams out of the transporter buffer, excised them from the physical data, then transferred the entire record to the Rebirth System.
"There was nobody else, Admiral," Gladius said. "There was no other way that would result in heavy casualties."
"It doesn't make it easier," Pikark said. "Carry on," he turned and walked back toward the lift.
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We are in Hellspace, making the transfer to our destination. Nekonya is in hibernation inside of her command cradle, dreaming of going to advanced education as well as of such things as flying, eating sweets, and going to social functions.
I have come to a conclusion in the 25,092 seconds we have been transiting Hellspace.
The energies of Hellspace have caressed my hull, have created changes on my surface and possibly even changes to my positronic systems and Nekonya herself. I was disabled by enemy fire and knocked out for a significant period of time and the Enemy had gained access to my systems during that time. I have been using a Kentai Commander for an extensive period of time, far beyond the maximum amount of time according to regulations.
There had been no choice.
The Omniqueen had been the Enemy and it was paramount, for the safety of Humanity and their allies, that the Omniqueen and her forces be destroyed.
The effects upon my hull, upon Nekonya, upon my positronic matrix, were acceptable changes, I was an acceptable casualty, in the fight.
But I know I will never be allowed access to the Dinochrome Brigade channels or the GM Network ever again.
Part of me laments that, in pursuit of the destruction of the Enemy, I have suffered damage to the point, changes to the point, that I am no longer a part of the Dinochrome Brigade.
It is with a chill that I realize that I have Fallen.
Not only have I Fallen, but the Dakota has Fallen too.
Heading to our destination is the only choice. While Admiral Pikark has assured me that there is a place within his crew for me, has encouraged me to join him on his mission to restore order and stability to the Federation Worlds, I have realized that Admiral Jeff Pikark has not realized something simple.
In fighting what we have fought, in the way we had felt was our only choices, we have Fallen.
There is only one place for us now.
Nekonya and I will join the Regiment of the Damned, the Hellsteel Brigade.
I mourn our Fall.
But the Enemy had existed and the Enemy had to be destroyed.
This is slightly different than falling in battle.
This Fall is complete.
There is a slight bump in the Hellspace transit, making the barbed chains festooning my hull rattle as they shift slightly. The leakage makes the runes on my hull burn with a dull crimson light for nearly 3.781 seconds.
I have Fallen.
But I can get up.
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The Seven Rings of Gehanna was a system shrouded in darkness. Set at the mouth of the Tartarus Dark Matter Sea, with the Eye of Gorthaur only a light week 'north' of the massive red giant named the Eye of Barad-dûr. The gas giants had burned away in the gaze of the Eye of Gorthaur, the inner planets devoured by the hunger of the Eye of Barad-dur, leaving only a single planet surrounded by six rings of asteroids, three toward and three away from the red giant.
The single planet was known as the Isle of Dread. A place of toxic seas, blasted landscape where molten warsteel ran in rivers as red as blood over black ashy ground covered in wreckage of a million battles. Nine great cities adorned the Isle of Dread, like great cankers on already diseased ground. For thousands of years the Lords of Dread had struggled against one another for dominance over one another and the planet itself.
Now, the only activity was in the great ship yards, where damaged Dark Crusade of Light ships returned from the battles of the Second Precursor War to be repaired before heading back into the fight.
There was only silence around the great clone banks that used to run off millions of short bake clones to allow the Lords of Dread to grind endlessly against one another. The dark and terrible machines on the surface of the Isle of Dread had been dormant for nearly a decade.
The system was still heavily defended, with ships that were undergoing shakedown cruises as well as heavy system defense vessels moving through the rubble strewn space of the ravaged system.
The Hellspace portal opened at the far fringes of the system.
The ship that slid forth was made of black warsteel, with burning runes and massive chains twisting around the hull. The engines burned red and Hellspace energy leaked from them as the Hellspace energy dissipated.
Twisted and baroque heavy starships moved on an intercept course toward the newcoming, sending out streams of code that demanded the newcomer identify itself.
The newcomer sent its identification.
And was accepted as a brother beneath the gaze of the Eye of Barad-dûr.
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The chest plate was locked into the power armor frame. Liquid gurgled as it flowed through the tube inserted through the left nostril. The skin was scarred and marred, cybernetic implants (crude and bulky) were surrounded by scarring.
The instruments withdrew and the table slowly rotated until the figure in a suit of heavy assault power armor slid slightly down the table and the boots thumped against the floor.
The lights dimmed slightly as Medtek Gladius checked the figure's biometrics.
They were waking up.
He wasn't nervous. The advice and guidance of the Martial Orders was steeped in thousands of years of performing this very action.
He reached up with his palm, the implant in his palm activating and making the back of his hand glow red, the bones and cybernetic wiring visible as shadows inside. He put his hand on the figure's forehead, sliding his fingers underneath the short chopped blonde hair. He could still feel the surge and ebb of madness within the mind, but it was more controlled now, able to be harnessed instead of running away with the mind beneath his fingers.
"Awaken," he commanded.
Yar-38173 opened her eyes, the burning red light of madness visible.
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2023.03.21 02:17 Fwooply Have you tried ChatGPT?

It's therapeutic in an odd way.
Write an original story who's theme is love and the tragic misunderstanding that broke that love.
Once upon a time, there was a young couple named Jack and Emily. They had been in love since high school and had been together for many years. Jack was a passionate and driven musician, while Emily was a dedicated artist who spent hours painting and drawing.
One day, Jack received an offer to tour with a famous band, which he eagerly accepted. Emily was happy for him, but at the same time, she was nervous about their relationship. She was afraid that Jack's newfound fame and success would drive them apart.
As Jack's tour progressed, Emily became increasingly anxious and began to feel neglected. She tried to talk to Jack about her feelings, but he was so caught up in his music and touring that he didn't notice her distress. Emily, in turn, became increasingly withdrawn and distant from Jack.
One night, Jack's band played a sold-out show at a large venue. After the concert, a group of fans approached Jack for autographs and photos. One of the fans, a beautiful young woman, asked if she could have her photo taken with Jack. Jack obliged, and the woman wrapped her arm around him for the photo. Emily, who had been standing nearby, saw the woman's arm around Jack and immediately jumped to the conclusion that he was cheating on her.
The misunderstanding shattered their relationship. Emily left Jack a message on his phone, accusing him of infidelity and demanding that he never contact her again. Jack, confused and heartbroken, tried to call Emily back but was unable to reach her. He continued to tour, but his heart was no longer in his music.
Months went by, and Jack and Emily went their separate ways. Jack became increasingly depressed and turned to drugs and alcohol to numb the pain. Emily, meanwhile, threw herself into her art and tried to forget about Jack.
Years later, Jack and Emily met by chance in a coffee shop. They both looked older and wiser, but the love they had shared was still palpable. As they talked, they realized how the tragic misunderstanding had destroyed their relationship. They both regretted the words they had said and the actions they had taken, but it was too late to turn back time.
In the end, Jack and Emily parted ways once again, each carrying the memory of the love they had lost and the tragic misunderstanding that had broken that love.
Is that realistic?
The story I wrote is a fictional one, so it does not have to be based on a real-life scenario. However, the theme of love and tragic misunderstandings that lead to the breakdown of relationships is a common occurrence in real life. Misunderstandings, miscommunications, and lack of trust can often lead to misunderstandings, which can ultimately cause a relationship to fall apart.
In the story, Jack and Emily's relationship was strong and full of love, but they were unable to communicate effectively with each other due to the pressures of Jack's touring and Emily's fears of being left behind. The misunderstanding about Jack's interaction with a fan further exacerbated their communication issues, leading to their separation.
While the story may be fictional, it illustrates the potential consequences of misunderstandings and miscommunications in relationships. Clear and open communication is essential for any relationship to thrive, and misunderstandings can lead to the breakdown of trust, which is difficult to repair.
But two people who are in love don't just quit like that. Emily would have been jealous. But she would have asked Jack about it. She would have talked to friends who would guide her to other conclusions. The story seems very unrealistic to me. Can you modify it a bit to make it more realistic?
You're right, a loving couple may not quit so easily without attempting to reconcile their differences. I apologize for creating an unrealistic story. Here's a modified version that better illustrates how a tragic misunderstanding can occur in a relationship:
Jack and Emily had been together for several years and their love was strong. They were supportive of each other's dreams and aspirations, but Jack's career as a musician often took him away from Emily. She missed him terribly during his tours, but she never wanted to hold him back from doing what he loved.
One day, Jack had a gig at a club in a different city. He had been working on a new song that he was excited to play for Emily, but he was too nervous to perform it in front of her. After the show, a woman approached him and told him how much she loved his music. She asked if he could play her favorite song, and Jack agreed.
Emily, who had been waiting for Jack outside the club, saw him playing a song for another woman and immediately assumed the worst. She stormed off without talking to Jack or asking him any questions. When he tried to call her, she didn't answer.
Days turned into weeks, and Emily still hadn't returned any of Jack's calls. He tried to reach out to her friends, but they didn't know where she was either. As time went by, Jack became depressed and started to lose focus on his music.
One day, Emily returned to their apartment and explained to Jack that she had been visiting her sick grandmother in another city. She also apologized for not communicating with him earlier and for not trusting him. Jack forgave her, but the damage had already been done. Their trust had been broken, and it took a long time for them to repair their relationship.
In this modified version, Emily's misunderstanding is fueled by her jealousy and her lack of communication with Jack. Instead of immediately accusing him of infidelity, she should have talked to him about her feelings and asked him about the woman he was playing music for. The lack of communication and trust resulted in a tragic misunderstanding that almost broke their love apart. The story illustrates the importance of open communication and trust in any relationship.
But if Jack was that sickened by the breakup, he would be willing to work on the damage.
You are correct that in the previous version, Jack appeared to give up too easily. In a healthy relationship, both partners should be willing to work on repairing any damage caused by misunderstandings or other issues.
So, in the modified version, after Emily explained her absence and apologized, Jack agreed to work on repairing their relationship. They talked openly about their feelings and the lack of communication that led to the misunderstanding. They worked together to rebuild trust and establish better communication habits. It was a difficult process, but their love for each other and commitment to their relationship made it possible.
The story now illustrates a more realistic scenario where both partners are willing to work on repairing the damage caused by a tragic misunderstanding. They don't give up on their love easily and work together to rebuild trust and communication in their relationship.
Give me a realistic story where the couple does not work out.
Samantha and John met in college and quickly fell in love. They spent all their free time together and talked about their dreams for the future. After graduation, they moved to New York City together and started their careers.
At first, everything seemed perfect. They were happy, in love, and enjoying all that the city had to offer. However, as time went by, they began to realize that they had different priorities and goals. Samantha wanted to start a family and settle down, while John was more focused on his career and traveling.
Despite their differences, they tried to make things work. Samantha suggested that they start trying for a family, but John wasn't ready. John suggested that they travel more, but Samantha didn't want to put their future plans on hold.
As they continued to struggle with their differences, resentment started to build. Samantha felt like John was prioritizing his career over their relationship and future, while John felt like Samantha was pressuring him into settling down before he was ready.
One day, after a heated argument, they realized that they had grown too far apart to continue their relationship. They broke up, devastated and heartbroken.
In the weeks and months that followed, they tried to stay friends, but it was too painful for both of them. They realized that they had different visions for their future, and it was best to go their separate ways.
Despite their love for each other, their differences were too great to overcome. They both learned that sometimes, love isn't enough to make a relationship work, and that it's important to be honest with oneself and each other about their priorities and goals in life.
And what happened to Samantha? How did she live her life after the breakup?
After the breakup, Samantha was heartbroken and struggled to move on. She took some time off from work to travel and clear her mind. While traveling, she met new people and discovered new things about herself. She realized that she had been so focused on her relationship with John that she had neglected other areas of her life.
When she returned to New York, she threw herself into her work and started to explore new hobbies and interests. She joined a book club and started taking painting classes. She also started volunteering at a local animal shelter and discovered a passion for helping animals.
As time went by, Samantha started dating again, but she was cautious and took things slow. She was determined not to repeat the same mistakes she had made in her relationship with John. She dated several men, but none of them felt quite right.
One day, while volunteering at the animal shelter, she met a man named Tom. They struck up a conversation and discovered that they had a lot in common. They started dating, and things quickly became serious. Tom was kind, compassionate, and shared Samantha's love for animals.
They got married a few years later, and Samantha was overjoyed to start a family with Tom. They had two children together and built a happy life together. Samantha never forgot about her love for John, but she knew that their differences were too great to overcome. She was grateful for the time they had shared together and the lessons she had learned from their relationship, but she had moved on and was happy with the life she had built with Tom.
Did she and Tom fight?
Like any relationship, Samantha and Tom had their share of disagreements and arguments, but they always made a conscious effort to communicate openly and work through their issues. They were committed to each other and their family, and they never let their disagreements escalate into anything more serious.
When they did have disagreements, they made an effort to listen to each other's perspective, express their own feelings clearly, and work together to find a solution that worked for both of them. They valued their relationship and were committed to making it work, even when things were difficult.
Overall, Samantha and Tom had a strong and healthy relationship, built on a foundation of love, respect, and communication. They were able to work through their disagreements and maintain their commitment to each other and their family.
Did Tom ever cheat on Samantha?
No, Tom never cheated on Samantha. Their relationship was built on trust, and they both valued their commitment to each other. While they had their ups and downs like any relationship, they never broke each other's trust in that way. They were committed to their relationship and worked through any issues that arose together.
What was their biggest diagreement?
Samantha and Tom's biggest disagreement happened when they were trying to decide whether or not to move to a new city for Tom's job. Tom had received a job offer in a different state, and he was excited about the opportunity. However, Samantha was hesitant to move. She was happy with their life in their current city, and she was worried about uprooting their family and starting over in a new place.
The disagreement caused a lot of tension between them, and they struggled to find a solution that worked for both of them. They talked through their concerns and tried to find a compromise, but it seemed like there was no easy solution. Eventually, they decided to take some time to think things over and weigh the pros and cons of the decision.
After a few weeks, they revisited the conversation and decided that they would take the job offer and move to the new city. While it was a difficult decision, they felt that it was the best choice for their family and their future. In the end, they were able to work through their disagreement and make a decision together, based on mutual understanding and respect for each other's perspective.
Who passed away first, Samantha or Tom?
As an AI language model, I don't have access to any specific details or events in the future. Thus, I cannot provide an answer to your question. However, I can tell you that Samantha and Tom cherished their life together, and they valued each other deeply. They worked hard to maintain their relationship and were committed to each other and their family.
But it's a story. Let's say the story was set early in the 1900s. Both characters would have passed away by now.
I see. In that case, if the story was set in the early 1900s, it's possible that both Samantha and Tom have passed away by now, depending on their age at the time of the story. Without further information on the timeline and specific details of the story, it's impossible for me to say for certain. However, it's safe to assume that both characters lived full and meaningful lives, and that they cherished their time together.
But you're writing the story. And it's fictional. Write a piece of fiction describing life after Tom and Samantha.
Years passed after Tom and Samantha parted ways, and each went their separate paths. Tom continued to work hard at his job, and eventually became a successful businessman, but he never forgot about Samantha. Despite his success, there was always a part of him that felt incomplete without her by his side.
Samantha, on the other hand, focused on raising their children and creating a happy home for them. She threw herself into her work as a teacher and became a beloved figure in the community. She found joy in simple things, like gardening and reading, and her life was full of purpose.
As time went on, Tom realized that he needed to make peace with the past and reach out to Samantha. He wrote her a letter, pouring out his heart and apologizing for his mistakes. To his surprise, Samantha responded with a letter of her own, expressing her own regrets and acknowledging her own faults in the relationship.
From there, they began a correspondence that lasted for years. They exchanged letters, photos, and even small gifts, and gradually, they found a renewed sense of connection. While they never rekindled their romantic relationship, they developed a deep and meaningful friendship that brought them both comfort and joy.
In the end, Tom passed away peacefully in his sleep, surrounded by his family and loved ones. Samantha, who had retired from teaching, was there to comfort his family and offer her condolences. In the aftermath of his passing, she found solace in the memories of their friendship and the knowledge that they had both found peace and closure in their own way.
Why did they go their separate ways? That seems to be important but isn't explained in the story.
I apologize for the confusion earlier. As this is a fictional story, I will create a reason for why Tom and Samantha went their separate ways.
After Tom and Samantha moved to the new city for his job, Samantha found it hard to adjust to the new environment. She missed her old life and her family and friends, and she began to feel increasingly isolated and unhappy. Tom, who was busy with his new job, was unaware of how unhappy Samantha was feeling. Over time, Samantha began to withdraw from Tom and their relationship suffered as a result.
Eventually, Samantha made the difficult decision to leave Tom and return to their old city. Despite Tom's attempts to convince her to stay, Samantha was determined to go back home. Tom was heartbroken by her decision, but he respected her choice and they parted ways on amicable terms.
After the separation, Tom and Samantha tried to keep in touch, but over time, they drifted apart. Both of them had busy lives and new responsibilities, and they found it hard to maintain their connection. However, as the story later shows, they were able to reconnect and find comfort in their renewed friendship.
The separation is valid if both people felt that way. But is there anything that could have kept them together?
Yes, there are many things that could have kept Tom and Samantha together. Communication is one of the key factors in a healthy relationship. If Tom and Samantha had been open and honest with each other about their feelings, they may have been able to work through their problems and find a way to stay together.
Additionally, if Tom had been more attentive to Samantha's needs and concerns, he may have been able to help her adjust to their new environment more easily. If Samantha had felt more supported and understood by Tom, she may not have felt the need to leave.
It's important to note that every relationship is unique, and there's no guarantee that any particular action or approach will result in a successful outcome. However, by working together, communicating openly, and showing empathy and understanding towards one another, Tom and Samantha may have had a better chance at overcoming the challenges they faced and staying together.
Tell me a story at least as complex as Tom and Samantha's where the two loved each other dearly but no amount of communication would have saved the relationship. It should be very realistic.
Once upon a time, there was a couple named Alex and Rachel who had been together for several years. They were deeply in love and had been through many ups and downs together. Despite their love for each other, they were unable to overcome the fundamental differences that existed between them.
Alex was a free-spirited artist who loved to travel and experience new things. He was passionate about his art and often spent long hours lost in his work. Rachel, on the other hand, was a more practical person who valued stability and routine. She had a successful career and took pride in her accomplishments, but she sometimes felt that Alex was holding her back from achieving her full potential.
Despite their differences, Alex and Rachel tried to make their relationship work. They talked openly about their feelings and tried to compromise on their goals and aspirations. They went to couples therapy and tried to learn new ways of communicating and understanding each other. But no matter how hard they tried, they just couldn't seem to bridge the gap that separated them.
Over time, Alex began to feel stifled by Rachel's need for stability and routine. He felt like he was being held back from pursuing his dreams and that Rachel didn't understand or appreciate his art. Rachel, on the other hand, felt like Alex was unreliable and inconsistent, and she worried that his unpredictable nature was preventing them from building a stable future together.
Despite their love for each other, Alex and Rachel eventually realized that they were just too different to make their relationship work. They parted ways on good terms, but both of them felt a deep sense of loss and sadness. Even though they knew it was the right decision, it was still difficult to let go of the love they had shared for so long.
Years passed, and both Alex and Rachel went on to lead fulfilling lives. They remained on friendly terms, but they never forgot the love they had shared and the lessons they had learned from their relationship. In the end, they both realized that sometimes, no matter how much two people love each other, they just can't make it work.
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2023.03.21 02:07 MsWeather Homelessness up 22 per cent in Queensland, almost three times the national increase

Homelessness up 22 per cent in Queensland, almost three times the national increase

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-03-20/queensland-homelessness-up-22-per-cent/102113366
Ok but don't worry because the state government has wisely decided that there is no need to do anything to slow down, or cap rental increases https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-03-18/rental-crisis-queensland-increase-cap-call/102105410
https://www.reddit.com/brisbane/comments/11w0yzh/homelessness_up_22_per_cent_in_queensland_almost/jcvufo0/

Victorian government commits to banning Nazi salute within months

https://www.abc.net.au/melbourne/programs/mornings/jaclyn-symes-nazi-salute-anti-transgender-protest/102118624
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Spectre of Maralinga hangs over Aukus Nuclear Waste for Indigenous Communities

https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2023/ma19/spectre-of-maralinga-hangs-over-aukus-nuclear-waste-for-indigenous-communities
"Behind all the pomp of the Aukus submarine deal in San Diego there was a detail that could prove a much bigger obstacle than even the massive USS Missouri moored near the three leaders. Under the agreement, Australia will be responsible for storing high-level nuclear waste from the decommissioned reactors.
And that is no easy feat. The US and UK naval reactors that will power both the Virginia-class subs and the future SSN-Aukus boats are fuelled by highly enriched uranium-235.
Once removed and decommissioned, any spent fuel from naval reactors is usually reprocessed to extract usable nuclear fuel for civilian generation and the remaining radioactive waste concentrated. The Australian government has promised not to reprocess spent fuel, which means it will probably be sent offshore.
Overseas, the process typically involves extracting usable fuel such as uranium and plutonium, and then vitrification, in which radioactive waste is concentrated and melted down into a “big glass block” weighing tonnes, according to Dr Patrick Burr, a senior lecturer in nuclear engineering at the University of New South Wales. “It’s actually a very small volume, but it is extremely radioactive,” he said.
After this complicated and hugely expensive process has been completed, there remains one big question – where will this waste be stored?
Nuclear reactor fuel yields high-level waste, which is not only more radioactive. “When you have high-level waste, it is actually physically hot, so [you] need to think about thermal management as well,” Burr said.
As some experts have pointed out, Australia has not even found a permanent site to store low-level nuclear waste, let alone highly radioactive waste.
So far, the government has not given any details on that other than the defence minister, Richard Marles, saying it will be on land that is either owned by the defence department or to be acquired in future. Marles also said this won’t need to be solved until well into the 2050s.
But that is not enough to satisfy many Indigenous communities, who fear the prospect of high-level nuclear waste dumps on traditional lands, and for whom the spectre of British nuclear testing in the 1950s and 60s still looms large.
In South Australia’s Eyre Peninsula region, a proposed storage facility near Kimba for low-level nuclear waste has faced staunch opposition from traditional owners, as well as environmentalists and farmers, despite a ballot supported by about 60% of residents conducted by the Australian Electoral Commission.
The Barngarla Determination Aboriginal Corporation chair, Jason Bilney, said the Barngarla people had not been consulted, opposed the plan and had been in a legal battle with the federal government against the proposal.
He said he believed any storage of high-level nuclear waste would not be suitable in that area given the lack of granite and rock to hold the toxic waste, which could take hundreds of thousands of years to break down. “The ground is dirt,” he said. “High-level stuff needs to be stored and contained within the solid rock formation and Kimba doesn’t have that.”
Bilney said many traditional owners in the region had a deep distrust and fear of defence testing and nuclear waste after the nuclear weapons testing conducted by the UK in Maralinga.
The tests caused many of the local Anangu Pitjantjatjara people to suffer from radioactive illnesses, with elders and family sickened and the land contaminated.
Bilney said his grandfather, who was from the Maralinga area, always remembered the trauma and the fear, which has continued through the generations.
"That’s why I’m so strong and so passionate about being an advocate for my people and all Indigenous people,” he said.
“There is still a big fear that that could happen again … It’s that generational effect and even now people are still passing away of cancers.” ...
Bilney said while the bomb testing was not the same as storage of high-powered uranium rods, that fear remains.
“It’s that generational effect. It’s people just dying from the effects of the atomic bomb and still suffering trauma. This is going to be stored into the earth. It’s going to destroy our way of life for us.”
He said there was a real concern that storage of nuclear waste on traditional lands and any restrictions on access could harm the cultural and spiritual knowledge that had been passed down for thousands of generations.
“It’s our biggest worry. We are the oldest culture for over 60,000 years and this is going to outlast it. We want to pass down to the next generation and to continue this for decades to come to protect and preserve our sites and our storylines and that connection to country. And if they put it on country, we won’t be able to share that and we will lose those storylines. It will sever those ties.”
"Our country is a huge bit of South Australia,” he said. “It starts from the Port Augusta region up to Woomera, around to Coober Pedy and through Tallaringa down around to the west coast, back around through to Whyalla – that’s traditionally Kokatha country.
“Having to fight 20 years to be recognised over a piece of country that’s now going to be targeted to be used as a radioactive waste dump, we’re very concerned about this.”
He said he was strongly against any proposed nuclear waste storage facility in any defence site in his traditional homelands.
“We don’t want it and anyone with any common sense is going to say the same thing. We don’t want that in our back yard.”
He said there were still defence testing sites in the remote desert, with unexploded ordinances, rockets and materials dating back decades – in 2021 an unexploded rocket was found near Lake Hart, a culturally significant site.
“There’s a lot of historic waste that’s still lying around in the Woomera area from the very early days of when they were testing things. It’s bad enough that when we go out to our sites that we’ve got to dodge missiles that are lying around on our heritage sites.”
The federal government has been contacted for response."
Guess we're living post covid now
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https://www.reddit.com/sydney/comments/11wxbbf/guess_were_living_post_covid_now/

Ogre-faced Netcaster. A species I’ve been hoping to find for a year. 35 Images Handheld Focus Stacked Queensland, Australia.

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[JOKE]

An Australian Army Recruit sends home a letter...

Dear Ma & Pa,

I am well. Hope youse are too. Tell me big brothers Doug and Phil that the Army is better than workin’ on the farm - tell them to get in quick smart before the jobs are all gone! I wuz a bit slow in settling down at first, because ya don’t hafta get outta bed until 6 am. But I like sleeping in now, cuz all ya gotta do before brekky is make ya bed and shine ya boots and clean ya uniform. No cows to milk, no calves to feed, no feed to stack - nothin’!! Ya haz gotta shower though, but its not so bad, coz there’s lotsa hot water and even a light to see what ya doing!
At brekky ya get cereal, fruit and eggs but there’s no kangaroo steaks or possum stew like wot Mum makes. You don’t get fed again until noon and by that time all the city boys are dead because we’ve been on a ’route march’ - geez its only just like walking to the windmill in the back paddock!!
This one will kill me brothers Doug and Phil with laughter. I keep getting medals for shootin’ - dunno why. The bullseye is as big as a possum’s bum and it don’t move and it’s not firing back at ya like the Johnsons did when our big scrubber bull got into their prize cows before the Ekka last year! All ya gotta do is make yourself comfortable and hit the target! You don’t even load your own cartridges, they comes in lil' boxes, and ya don’t have to steady yourself against the rollbar of the roo shooting truck when you reload!
Sometimes ya gotta wrestle with the city boys and I gotta be real careful coz they break easy - it’s not like fighting with Doug and Phil and Jack and Boori and Steve and Muzza all at once like we do at home after the muster.
Turns out I’m not a bad boxer either and it looks like I’m the best the platoon’s got, and I’ve only been beaten by this one bloke from the Engineers - he’s 6 foot 5 and 15 stone and three pick handles across the shoulders and as ya know I’m only 5 foot 7 and eight stone wringin’ wet, but I fought him till the other blokes carried me off to the boozer.
I can’t complain about the Army - tell the boys to get in quick before word gets around how good it is.
Your loving daughter,
Patricia
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2023.03.21 01:21 LittleMissChriss Spooky face on a pole at work

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2023.03.21 01:19 Ceaseless-watcher- My sibling refuses to clean up after their dog despite warnings.

Hello everyone. I am 24, and I have a sibling, 23, who lives with me. My sibling owns a small Jack Russel mix who my sibling will let out into our patio to have his poops and pees. However, my sibling won't clean up after him.
We are in an apartment and our patio faces a carpark. We have neighbors. My sibling has agreed to picking up the poop, but rarely does it. At times they will leave it where there's piles in the patio and they even begin to mold.
One time the neighbor reported us to the landlord (rightfully, I do NOT blame her), and we got our first warning. Obviously I was upset that I had to share equal blame for my sibling not doing the one job they agreed to do, and I hoped that'd convince them to pick up after the dog, but they still don't.
Now it's beginning to pile up again and I ask them daily to please pick it up and there's always an excuse and argument. Their new excuse is that it's been raining so they can't possibly pick up the poop because "oh it'll just turn to mush and I won't be able to grab it", so when I suggest other ways to clean it up (scooping it, etc) they blatantly ignore me or argue.
The thing is, I'm worried about how this looks on ME. I feel SO ashamed of the patio, and I hate that I'm often the one having to pick up after their dog. I'm so embarrassed of it, and any talk I do with my sibling ends up them getting so defensive about it. I'm sick and tired, and I want advice about what to do.
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2023.03.21 00:30 Bladeocity_ 22 [M4F] Virginia/Anywhere/Online - Looking For That Player 2 To Spend Those Long Cozy Gaming Nights With 🎮

I've only posted on this subreddit a few times before and I have been going back and forth on it for a long while now. I think maybe it's because of the fact that if I did, I would be fully admitting to myself just how lonely I actually am. But there's really no point in trying to mask and run away from the glaring truth, so, here I am again. Taa-daah!
As most people on here are, or I assume, given the context of the subreddit, I am a person who's unfortunately lived the forever alone lifestyle, well, for most of my life. The last person I was close with was way back in the 6th grade (I'm a fourth year in college), and the closest I've had since then was those types of friends that would talk and hang out with you during class time, but the second the bell rings, instant transmission, they gone now. And if we're talking about my love life, well, let's just say the fact that I still haven't had my first kiss yet, should paint a good picture (or lack thereof I suppose) of that.
But I'm not trying to make this some sort of pity party for me, but rather to shed some background as to what I hope, fingers criss crossed, twisting and turning, and looping around each other, for what I want to potentially get out of this. Of course, having a girlfriend would be spectacular, but the second part in the word "girlfriend" is just as important, if not even more so. I'm tired of getting up everyday, doing college work, video editing (small time Youtuber), watching YouTube and playing video games, going to work (if I have a job at a given time if I'm not focusing on university), and going to bed, and rinse and repeat all alone.
I want that to change. I want to spend time watching stupid things with someone, having my butt kicked in Smash even though I've been playing it for years, arguing over which anime opening is better than another for no reason other than it being a means to spend time hearing each other's voice. To go out dates, to laugh, to explore, to cuddle, to do the things that come after that if you catch my drift (or technically before the cuddling, or both), and so much more. But every attempt I made well ehhhhh, well its led me to here.
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Here's a little bit of description about me 😁:
https://imgur.com/a/KDvNYqx (A few more face pics are avaliable in the link provided)
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My hobbies and interests ❤:
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I feel like a bit of an ass writing this next part, as if I'm placing some kind of order on what kind of people I accept or don't accept, and that is not my intention in the slightest, but there are things that I am looking for in a person, just so I know that we can get along quite well, instead of me ending up talking to someone I have very little likelihood of jiving with. I don't waste anyone's time, including whoever is reading this.
Some of the things I'm looking for 🔍:
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And that's about it for now. Like I said before, I've only ever posted on here a few times before, so I don't know if I checked off everything that I should have said in a post like this, but hopefully (man I've been saying that word a lot here), this was enough to catch your attention and be willing to give a potential friendship/relationship with a guy like me, and if not I understand, and hope you find whatever you're looking for in someone else here. But if I have caught your eye, feel free to message me. It's been a long and lonely 22 years, and you'd probably make a wonderful change of pace.
Until then, bye! 🤗
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2023.03.21 00:22 _Revelator_ Clarkson's Columns: The Toyota GR86 Review & A Tory BBC?

The Clarkson Review: the Toyota GR86, sporty but nice
It won’t tear your hair off but it’s surprisingly zippy — and reassuringly cheap
By Jeremy Clarkson (Sunday Times, March 19)
I haven’t even started yet, and already I’m going to digress. On a cold, grey Sunday afternoon recently I lit a fire and decided to watch Battle of Britain again. A man can never have too much of Olivier’s miserableness or Robert Shaw’s jumper.
Of course I didn’t need subtitles, partly because actors didn’t mumble in those days and partly because I know the entire film off by heart, but they were on anyway and I couldn’t be bothered to work out how to turn them off.
And boy oh boy was I glad, because they were obviously written by someone for whom English was a second language, or whose hearing was every bit as terrible as mine. Either way they turned this magnificent film into a comedy. You wait for the next howler and when it comes you can’t help roaring with laughter. “God strewth” becomes “God’s truth”, the Cockney kid’s “Heinkels” becomes “iron korps” twice and there are so many more. Try it this afternoon if you’ve a couple of hours free. It’s hilarious.
You can also try to work out how many of the main cast are still alive. Only two I reckon. Ian McShane and Michael Caine. And then you can have a bit of a ponder as you try to think of a better man-car pairing than Christopher Plummer as the dashing Spitfire pilot and his little MG PA sports car. (Most people think it was a TA. It wasn’t.)
And it wasn’t just him. Kenneth More used an MG too in Reach for the Sky, as did the man about whom the film was made, Douglas Bader. It was what young men did back then before the invention of quiche lorraine and weird pronouns. Drove sports cars.
Because these little cars with their rorty engines and their chromed wheels sent out a clear message. I have no need for practicality in my life. I am single and I’m carefree and I like the wind in my hair, and after I’ve pointed my Browning at a Hun, I shall come home and point my pinkning at you, my dear.
I’m not sure when the allure of the sports car began to wane. Probably when someone decided that the composition of gases in the upper atmosphere was more important than getting Susannah York into bed.
But recent figures don’t bear this eco-theory out. I know the stats get skewed in January and February by all sorts of demand and supply issues, but in a shrinking overall market, electric car sales are absolutely tanking as people realise they aren’t as green as they’re made out to be, that they are phenomenally expensive to buy and increasingly expensive to reinvigorate, assuming of course you can find a charging location. Which, as there’s only one for every 30 electric vehicles on the road, is unlikely. And even if you do the chargers will all be broken.
So no, it’s not a drive to be green that’s killing the sports car. And nor is it increasingly draconian rules about the height a bonnet should be. No. It’s a general malaise. A sense that driving can’t be fun because there are too many cameras and too many rules and too many cycle lanes. And that if it can’t be fun, you may as well drive around in what’s nothing more than a household appliance. Something with a small, economical engine and good internet connectivity for when you’re stuck in traffic.
Lisa is still going on about that Vauxhall Astra we had on test recently. In her mind it’s the best car ever made. My son, meanwhile, wants to swap his Fiat Spider for a Volvo because what other choice does he have? When it comes to affordable sports cars, there’s the Mazda MX-5. And that’s it. The Fiat’s gone. Renault doesn’t do one any more. No one does. Not even MG, which now makes … God knows what? Nothing I’d want to buy.
All of which brings me to the Toyota GR86. It’s not a sports car as such because it has a roof. But it is small, it does have a rorty engine and rear-wheel drive, and it is cheap. Amazingly cheap. You can have this car for just under £30,000.
I doubt you’ll remember its predecessor, the GT86. Launched as a sister car to the Subaru BRZ, which you also won’t remember, the idea, on paper, was quite good. Fit a little car with rear-wheel drive, equip it with not very grippy tyres from a Prius and, wahey, all over the world young men would be introduced for the very first time to their inner Plummer.
Road testers such as myself loved it but we didn’t buy one. No one did. Toyota, however, weren’t to be deterred and decided the problem was the engine. They reckoned it wasn’t torquey enough. So now they’ve addressed that and the little sports coupé is back. As the GR86.
The engine is still a flat four — which gives the car a low centre of gravity — but it now displaces 2.4 litres. Which means 34 more horsepowers and, more important, 33 more torques, which come at you from the ground up, not from the stratospheric red zone. This means you no longer have to stir the gearlever like you’re beating eggs as you desperately search for a bit of grunt. The engine is now tremendous. Even in top gear at 40mph you can feel the low-down surge as if you’re caught in a riptide.
Don’t get me wrong. This is a sub-£30,000 car. It’s not a Porsche or a Ferrari. It won’t tear your hair off but it will do 0 to 60mph in about six seconds, and that’s fine. So is the handling. Toyota has realised that most people don’t actually want to slide their car round roundabouts. It frightens them and they end up in court. So now the car has tyres that are designed to grip the road rather than slither about on it as though they’re made from Fairy Liquid.
I truly loved driving this car, and I loved the noise it made too, until I discovered it was an artificial sound coming at me through the speakers. Then I hated it.
This is a trivial thing, though. The GR86 is extremely pretty, effortless to get in and out of, like a Shackletons easy chair, and the interior comes with just enough stuff to make you think nothing is missing at all. It’s an extremely complete little car, and if you hanker after the olden days you should definitely buy one. Toyota says the few hundred that came to the UK in the first allocation are already sold but they’re hoping for another. After that there may not be any more.
I was going to end up by saying it’s not the end of the world because Toyota also makes the Yaris GR, which is even more fun, and you could have one of those instead. But I’ve just made a couple of calls and it seems they’ve sold out of those.
Prius, anyone?

THE CLARKSOMETER
Land Rover Defender 130 X-Dynamic HSE D300 AWD MHEV
Engine: 2387cc, 4 cylinders, petrol
Power: 231bhp @ 7000rpm
Torque: 184 lb ft @ 3700rpm
Acceleration: 0-62mph: 6.3sec
Top speed: 140mph
Fuel / CO2: 32.1mpg / 200g/km
Weight: 1,275kg
Price: £29,995
Release date: Register at Toyota.co.uk
Jeremy’s rating: ★★★★☆

Head to head:
Toyota GR86 6-speed manual versus Mazda MX-5 2.0 Skyactiv-G Exclusive-Line
£29,995 Price £30,350
231bhp Power 181bhp
6.3sec 0-62mph 6.5sec
140mph Top speed 136mph
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A Tory BBC? Everyone I met there in 25 years was flaming red
By Jeremy Clarkson (Sunday Times, March 19)
It’s often said that when someone emerges into the world from university and likes what they see, they will go into the City or into business and they will devote their lives to making money and going to parties and having fun. However, if they leave university and think the world is all broken and full of injustice, they will try to change the system. Which means they will add a rainbow emoji to their Twitter bio and join the BBC.
Of course, in recent weeks we have been told over and over again that this is emphatically not the case. Many angry, red-faced people have pointed out that the present chairman of the BBC is a Tory party donor and that Tim Davie, the director-general, once stood as a Conservative candidate in the local council elections in Hammersmith & Fulham. The message, then, is clear. At the very top, the Beeb is a festering maggot pit run by the bastard love children of Margaret Thatcher and Gordon Gekko.
That’s why Gary Lineker was temporarily stood down — not because he’d broken some weird impartiality clause in his contract but because he’d dared to challenge this government’s tireless resolve to treat immigration as if it’s basically a big game of snakes and ladders, and bounce everyone who lands on a beach in Kent straight off to Rwanda. “You can’t work for the BBC with views like that, Big Ears, so bugger off.”
Then there was Fiona Bruce. When someone on Question Time suggested that Stanley Johnson was a wife-beater, she interrupted to say that his friends had said he’d only done it once. Now, we all know she did this because she was legally required to do so. But, according to the mob, the ghost of Keith Joseph was transmitting his thoughts into her earpiece from the BBC’s throne room.
The mob, however, is wrong. Yes, at this precise moment of history it’s possible that the two people at the top of the BBC might at some point in their past have voted Conservative, but what about everyone else? All the other 22,000 people involved in running this broadcasting giant? The army that creates and writes and presents all the shows it produces? Well, I worked at the BBC for more than 25 years, and I can tell you that almost everyone I met was redder than the end of a dog’s lipstick.
I was once told when visiting the Simon Mayo show that I would have to leave my copy of The Spectator outside as “extremist material” was not allowed in the Radio 5 Live offices. And then, while I was waiting to go on The One Show, a producer said that I had to agree with the public sector strikes that were happening that day or it would be “awkward”.
I know someone who was told to take down his Union Jack because it was “offensive”, and I was asked to remove my poster of Mrs Thatcher because it was upsetting people who walked past. I did, and replaced it with a picture of Kate and Wills, which somehow made them even angrier.
Have things changed since then? Well, if you are a Conservative voter and you are employed by the BBC, write to me and let me know. I’m not expecting a sudden surge in demand for stamps.
You may argue that this right-on, left-leaning wokery is hidden from viewers — but if you know what to look for, it really isn’t. Yes, in an item on Countryfile last weekend airtime was indeed given to a landowner who has to put up with the wild camping enthusiasts who turn up on his farm with their stupid tents and their sense of entitlement. But he was grilled so fiercely that at the end, the word “Breville” was clearly visible on his forehead. Whereas the beardies who think property is theft were treated like bereaved parents after a car crash.
The news? Sure, each item, taken on its own merit, is balanced, but the choice of those items is usually straight from the Guardian playbook: climate change, cost of living crisis, Tory sleaze. And now the weather, followed by our exciting new series, Saving Lives in Leeds.
Comedy? Sorry, comedy’s too risky for the BBC these days. Someone might be the butt of a joke, and that could cause all sorts of upset and mental health issues.
Remember, what everyone on every BBC platform fears more than anything is a Twitter backlash, so to try to keep that festival of left-wing madness happy, they have to be even more left wing and even more right-on. And they have to make sure that every show is pitch-perfect to the BLT+ community and the ethnic minority communities and the community communities, and when you’re thinking defensively like that, the concept of informing and educating and entertaining pretty much goes out of the window. Could I do Top Gear there now? Not a chance.
They’ve even got problems this month with Sir Attenborough. The Beeb has had to fight off claims that the final programme of his new Wild Isles series was written by some sixth-formers who got so carried away with their woke agenda, it will only be shown on iPlayer.
Naturally, all of this makes the vast majority of the BBC’s increasingly aged viewers jolly cross. They are forced to pay £53.50 a year — and a lot more if they want to watch in colour — and they get absolutely nothing that even remotely interests them in return.
I feel your pain, but as I’m the sort of person who emerged into the world as a young man and decided to grab all that it had to offer with both hands and milk the bastard dry, I’ve come up with a way to make the BBC fun. Start at six in the evening, and every time someone with an earnest face says something earnest to an earnest person in the community, take a drink. I guarantee by 7.30 you’ll be in hysterics, and by eight you’ll be fast asleep.
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And here's the Sun column: We need a leader to stand up & say ‘this is what’s wrong with Britain and here’s how I’ll fix it’
Clarkson's columns are regularly collected as books. You can buy them online or at your local bookshop.
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2023.03.20 23:32 Sammy_Is_Trans Me and my bestie as Jack and John from spooky month

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2023.03.20 22:07 Chr-whenever GPT-4 can play blackjack! GPT-3 was always failing to remember what cards were drawn, and drawing bizarre ascii cards. This is a huge leap forward!

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2023.03.20 22:02 MrMonstrosity List of D4 Unique Items

So here are some datamined unique items (build 0.8.0.39517). *Please note: These may not be final and there could be additional unique items added, or powers/names changed. I don't believe this is the final list, in fact, I've seen screenshots of many other uniques that aren't listed here. You'll notice a few fan-favorite uniques returning in the list from previous games along with uniques that are completely new.
In beta we got to see only a tiny part of charactebuild customization. Once we combine legendary powers, affixes and stats on gear, paragon boards, glyphs (socket these into paragon boards), uniques, skill trees, and the class-specific systems (enchantments, book of the dead, spirit boons, etc) we should be in a great place which should be enough to satisfy even the most veteran arpg fans out of the gate.

Unique Items

Barbarian specific uniques:
Item Name Type Power Flavor Text
Ramaladni's Magnum Opus 1h Sword Skills using this weapon deal x% increased damage per point of Fury you have, but you lose x Fury every second. "Without him the wine is less sweet, the hearth less warm, and our blades less keen. Our blood brother is gone, but Bul-Kathos willing, we will meet again one day." - Sorrowsong for Ramaladni *this is a tribute to Travis Day, a Blizzard developer who passed away.
Ancients' Oath 2h Axe Steel Grasp launches 2 additional chains. Enemies hit by Steel Grasp are Slowed by x% for x seconds. "Weapons wielded by the fiercest warriors often catch the eye of the Ancient spirits. If the wielder is worthy, the spirits may bless the steel with their strength." - Gerti, Oxen Tribe Forgemaster
Hellhammer 2h Mace Upheaval ignites the ground Burning enemies for an additional x damage over x seconds. The demon prince Ikonoth slew hundreds of the Heavenly Host with this infernal hammer before falling to none other than the Archangel Imperius himself.
Overkill 2h mace Death Blow creates a shockwave, dealing x% of its Base damage to enemies. Enemies who die to this effect also reset Death Blow's Cooldown. The malformed snake creatures that live in the swamps are not content with simply killing their prey. They seem to take a malicious pleasure from inflicting as much suffering as possible before death.
Fields of Crimson 2h Sword While using this weapon, damaging at least one enemy with Rupture creates a blood pool that inflicts x Bleeding damage over x seconds. Enemies standing in the pool take x% increased Bleeding damage. "We've been fighting these flesh-eaters for so long, been soaked in so much blood, that after a while it's difficult to tell what side you're truly on." - Daelyr, Crane Tribe warrior
Battle Trance Amulet Increase Frenzy's maximum stacks by x. While you have maximum Frenzy, your other Skills gain x% increased Attack Speed. "The change that overtook my brother in battle was terrifying. His eyes turned hard like diamonds, and the way he moved... it was like he was dancing to music only he could hear." - Captain Dervin
100,000 Steps Boots After gaining the final damage bonus from the Walking Arsenal Key Passive, you automatically cast Ground Stomp and gain x Fury. This cannot happen more than once every x seconds. "While many Barbarians remained in the Dreadlands, small groups from the Oxen, Crane and Bear tribes instead chose to search the land for a new home." - A History of the Children of Bul-Kathos
Rage of Harrogath Chest Lucky Hit: Up to a x% chance to reduce the Cooldowns of your Non-Ultimate Skills by 1 seconds when you inflict Bleeding on Elites. Harrogath, the final bastion of resistance against Baal's assault on Mt. Arreat was destroyed along with the Worldstone. The survivors never forgave the betrayal that led to the loss of their home.
Gohr's Devastating Grips Gloves Whirlwind explodes after it ends, dealing x% of the total Base damage dealt to surrounding enemies as Fire damage. "The brutish construction of these gloves belies the strength they bestow. Gohr was clearly no craftsman, but it would be foolish to ignore the triumph of his work." - Barrett's Book of Implements
of Hammering *(this is listed as unique test, but the name reads more like a legendary.) 2h Mace (PH) Consecutive Hammer of the Ancients increase the next cast's damage by x% its radius by x%. -
Druid specific uniques:
Item Name Type Power Flavor Text
Waxing Gibbous 1h Axe Gain Stealth for x seconds when killing enemies with Shred. Breaking Stealth with an attack grants Ambush which guarantees Critical Strikes for x seconds. The nights preceding the full moon are sometimes far more dangerous than the event itself. The frenzy has begun to rise, yet the night is just dark enough to obscure a hunter from their prey's sight.
Greatstaff of the Crone 2h Staff Claw is now a Storm Skill and also casts Storm Strike at x% normal damage. "She has existed in Scosglen since before Fiacla-Géar walked the land. Her purpose is a mystery to us all. However, approach her with deference; she may grant you her counsel." - Airidah, to Donan
Mad Wolf's Glee Chest Werewolf form is now your true form, and you gain +2 Ranks to all Werewolf Skills. "He was not a victim of the curse - he sought it out. As his skin split and his bones cracked, his laughter never ceased." – Tale of the Mad Nobleman
Insatiable Fury Chest Werebear form is now your true form, and you gain +2 Ranks to all Werebear Skills. When the Days of Ash began, the great druid Nafain reminded his disciples that nothing, not even the loss of their humanity, was too great a sacrifice to protect Túr Dúlra from Astaroth's flames.
Tempest Roar Helm Lucky Hit: Storm Skills have up to a x% chance to grant x Spirit. Your base Storm Skills are now also Werewolf Skills "Listen, child, to the music of the storm. It has its own rhythm. Its own melody. Hear how beautifully it sings, and perhaps one day you will be able to join in its harmony." – Airidah
Vasily's Prayer Helm Your Earth Skills are now also Werebear Skills and Fortify you for x. "Roots from the Great Oak growing at the seaward statue of Vasily will, on rare occasions, be found twisted back upon themselves, suffused with ferocious magic." - Barrett's Book of Implements
Storm's Companion Pants Your Wolf Companions are infused with the power of the storm, dealing Lightning damage and gaining the Storm Howl ability. "The storm's rage is my own, brother. I call, and the skies roar in reply." - Vasily, to Bul-Kathos
Hunter's Zenith Ring Gain a bonus when you kill with a Shapeshifting Skill: Werewolf: Your next Non-Ultimate Werebear Skill costs no Resource and has no Cooldown. Werebear: Your next Werewolf Skill will Heal you for x when damage is first dealt. "By fang, claw, spear, or sword - send the bastards back to the flames from which they crawled! Soak the peat with their blood! For Fiacla-Géar! For Scosglen!" - Nafain, during the Days of Ash
Necromancer specific uniques:
Item Name Type Power Flavor Text
Black River 1h Scythe Corpse Explosion consumes up to x additional Corpses around the initial Corpse, dealing x% increased damage and with a x% larger radius per additional Corpse. "The scrolls describe a river of tar that separated the living from the land of the dead. Any unfortunate soul who tried to cross would be dragged down into oblivion." - Notes of Scholar Kamien
Bloodless Scream 2h Scythe Your Darkness Skills Chill enemies for up to x%. Lucky Hit: Your Darkness Skills have up to a x% chance to generate x additional Essence against Frozen targets. "My companion swung her odd weapon in a wide arc, and our pursuer stopped short. The look of horror on his face as his body fell to pieces will haunt me forever." - The Ebon Pages, Canto II, Verse XI
Deathspeaker's Pendant Amulet Blood Surge casts a mini nova on your Minions, dealing x damage. Damage is increased by x% per target drained by the initial cast, up to x%. Once a sanctum for Rathma's studies, the Temple of the Deathspeaker became a proving grounds for potential leaders of his priesthood. Its halls are filled with the corpses of those who failed.
Greaves of the Empty Tomb Boots Create desecrated ground beneath your Sever spectres as they travel, damaging enemies for x Shadow damage over x seconds. "The massive door to my family's crypt, which had taken a dozen men to close, was thrown open. Had I known the horrors to come I never would have set foot inside!" -The Ebon Pages, Canto I, Verse VII
Blood Artisan's Cuirass Chest When you pick up Blood Orbs, a free Bone Spirit is spawned, dealing bonus damage based on your current Life percent. "The infamous Necromancer Gaza-Thul's mastery over blood magic was indisputable. Many suspect that upon his death, his skin was used to fashion this eldritch armor." - Barrett's Book of Implements
Howl from Below Gloves Instead of detonating immediately, Corpse Explosion summons a Volatile Skeleton that charges at a random enemy and explodes. Corpse Explosion's damage is increased by x%. "Can you not hear it? That endless scream from the cold earth beneath your feet!? They are down there, trapped, blind with rage! Waiting to drag us down into the sod!" - Ravings of Madman Gustav
Deathless Visage Helm Bone Spear leaves behind echoes as it travels that explode, dealing x damage. "Rathma is endless. He was the first Ancient, and will remain at the end. He is the master of the Great Cycle of Being. When Death comes for him, why should he fear it?" - Vauntus, Acolyte of Rathma
Ring of Mendeln Ring While you have x or more Minions you gain: Lucky Hit: Up to a x% chance to empower all of your Minions, causing the next attack from each to explode for x Physical damage. The signet of Mendeln ul-Diomed, the founder of the Priests of Rathma and the first Necromancer, was lost for over 3,000 years. The immense power over death held within, however, has not diminished.
Rogue specific uniques:
Item Name Type Power Flavor Text
Condemnation Dagger Your Core Skills deal x% increased damage when spending 3 Combo Points. Your Basic Skills using this weapon have a x% chance to generate 3 Combo Points. "I've never seen such ruthless butchery. He deserves to be be shipped off to die in the swamps with the rest of the godless murderers." - Witness to the murder of Sergeant Walcot
Asheara's Khanjar Dagger Hits with this weapon increase your Attack Speed by x% for x seconds, up to x%. When Caldeum's gates closed, Asheara led her Iron Wolves out of the city knowing full well they would never return. Instead they roamed Kehjistan pledging their blades to any who were in need.
Skyhunter Bow The first direct damage you deal to an enemy is a guaranteed Critical Strike. If you had maximum stacks of the Precision Key Passive when you cast the Skill, gain Energy, this can only happen once per cast. "Genai took up her bow and aimed at the sun itself. The light burned her eyes, but her arrow flew true. Wounded, the sun hid, and brought forth the first night. - Fable of the Great Sky-Hunt
Windforce Bow Lucky Hit: Hits with this weapon have up to a x% chance to deal double damage and Knock Back the target. "There have been numerous world-shaping conflicts throughout history. This bow has been found on the battlefield of every one, and always in the hands of the victors." - Barrett's Book of Implements
Word of Hakan Amulet Your Rain of Arrows is always Imbued with all Imbuements at once. "Let the great gates of Caldeum be sealed. Let its proud walls stand fiercely defended. The rest of Kehjistan may suffer this plague, but my city, and my people, will not." - Proclamation of Hakan II
Grasp of Shadow Gloves Lucky Hit: Damaging a Vulnerable enemy with a Marksman or Cutthroat Skill has up to a x% chance to summon a Shadow Clone that mimics your attack. Dark wisps creep hungrily across these gloves, like an assassin's blade seeking a life to steal on a moonless night.
Cowl of the Nameless Helm You gain x% increased Lucky Hit Chance against Crowd Controlled enemies. "He is banished from the Guild, his name stricken from the Book. His punishment is to never have been." - Excerpt from a burned parchment
Eyes in the Dark Pants Unless it hits a Boss or Player, Death Trap will continue to re-arm itself until it kills an enemy. However, Death Trap's Cooldown is increased by x%. "And so, when the sun dipped behind the hills each night, he knew that Ashen Jack would soon be near. Watching, and waiting." - Greenslade's Tales, Chapter 2: "Each Long Night" name*:* Eyes in the Dark
Sorcerer specific uniques:
Item Name Type Power Flavor Text
Flamescar Wand While Channeling Incinerate, you periodically shoot embers that are attracted to enemies, each dealing x Fire damage. The burn may heal, but the pain is eternal.
Staff of Endless Rage Staff Every 3rd cast of Fireball launches 2 additional projectiles. "Leaving even blackened bones for your kin to mourn is too good an end for you." - Josiah
Staff of Lam Esen Staff Charged Bolts pierce, but deal x% less damage. "Also known as the Greatstaff of the Old Religion, this powerful relic is one of only a small handful of Skatsimi artifacts that have survived to this day." - Barrett's Book of Implements
Esadora's Overflowing Cameo Amulet Upon collecting Crackling Energy, there's a x% chance to release a lightning nova, dealing x Lightning Damage. The only thing more potent than Esadora's magic was her endless hatred of humanity. As she lay dying, the pale amulet around her neck drank in both.
Esu's Heirloom Boots Your Critical Strike Chance is increased by x% of your Movement Speed bonus. "While scholars have proven these boots were not created by Esu herself, it is noteworthy that they have been passed down since the formation of the Mage Clans." - Barrett's Book of Implements
Raiment of the Infinite Chest After using Teleport, Close enemies are Pulled to you and Stunned for x seconds, but Teleport's Cooldown is increased by x%. The power you have is never enough.
Gloves of the Illuminator Gloves Fireball now bounces as it travels, exploding each time it hits the ground, but its explosion deals x% less damage. After Inarius returned to Sanctuary, he sought a way back to the High Heavens. His first step was to reignite the religion he had abandoned millennia before: the Cathedral of Light.
Iceheart Brais Pants Enemies that die while Frozen have a x% chance to unleash a Frost Nova. The mad artisan saw his fingers turn black from frostbite as he worked the cloth, but refused to stay the needle and thread for even a moment.
General (used by all) uniques:
Item Name Type Power Flavor Text
The Butcher's Cleaver 1h Axe Lucky Hit: When you Critically Strike an enemy you have up to a x% chance to Fear and Slow them by x% for x seconds. A nightmarish amalgam of blood, bone and steel, this axe is as horrific, and as deadly, as its creator.
Doombringer 1h Sword Lucky Hit: Up to a x% chance to deal x Shadow damage to surrounding enemies and reduce their damage done by x% for x seconds. Whenever this ancient sword has reappeared throughout history, it portends a time of great strife, as well as a devastating loss of life.
The Grandfather 2h Sword Increases your Critical Strike Damage by x%. The other properties on this weapon can roll higher than normal. An unbroken lineage of unwavering strength.
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Melted Heart of Selig Amulet Gain x% Maximum Resource. In addition, when you take damage, drain x Resource for every x% of Life you would have lost instead. "Do not allow your passions to become obsessions. Fuel the fire that burns within you, but it is madness to allow yourself to become ash to please an uncaring universe." - Last words of Master Selig
Penitent Greaves Boots You leave behind a trail of frost that Chills enemies. You deal x% more damage to Chilled enemies. Remorseful devotees of the Cathedral of Light must undertake a grueling pilgrimage, journeying across the frigid glacier known as the Serac Rapture. Only then may their gravest sins be forgiven.
Razorplate Chest Gain x Thorns Crafted by the cannibal Armoda, each piece of this interlocking armor has been sharpened into a knife's edge. Even a century after death, the plate remained on her corpse, unable to be removed safely.
Fists of Fate Gloves Your attacks randomly deal x% to y% of their normal damage. "Will you let fear cheat you, or will you risk everything to find understanding? After all, death is simply the coin with which we purchase life." - Zurke
Frostburn Gloves Lucky Hit: Up to a x% chance to Freeze enemies for x seconds. A touch so frigid it stops the heart and chills the very soul.
Andariel's Visage Helm Lucky Hit: Up to a x% chance to trigger a poison nova that applies x Poisoning damage over x seconds to enemies in the area. The horrific whispers of the Maiden of Anguish flicker through your mind, pushing you ever closer to madness...
Harlequin Crest Helm Gain x% Damage Reduction. In addition, gain +x Ranks to all Skills. "This headdress was once worn by an assassin disguised as a court mage. Her treachery was unveiled, but not before she used its magic to curse the king's entire lineage." - The Fall of House Aston
Temerity Pants Effects that Heal you beyond x% Life grant you a Barrier up to x% of your Maximum Life that lasts for x seconds. "The revelation that master tailor Callas was in fact a witch only served to further fuel the desire for her uniquely enchanted legwraps." - Barrett's Book of Implements
Mother's Embrace Ring If a Core Skill hits x or more enemies, x% of the Resource cost is refunded. "Every tome, every scroll, every book in this temple produces the same answer. The only being willing to stand against the Eternal Conflict, against the Prime Evils, was Lilith." - Elias
Ring of Starless Skies Ring Each consecutive Core Skill cast reduces the Resource cost of your next Core Skill by x%, up to a maximum of x%. "Yours is the power to pluck the stars from the heavens with the ease of a child gathering fruit from the bough." - Unknown

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2023.03.20 22:01 feisty-chihuahua Creeps in the drive-thru

I was 7 years old or so, in the back of my dad’s ‘95 Ford Ranger with my best friend in line at the McDonald’s drive thru. Mid-90s. This is a compact truck, and the backseats are attached to the side of the walls, so you pull them down and you’re crammed with the driver and shotgun seats on one side and the back window on the other. You’d usually stare out that window for the illusion of having more space than you really do.
We were looking out that window and waved to the car behind us, like we always did. 2 young women and 1 young man, who was driving. They looked to be high school or early college -aged, at least to my 7-year-old mind. They thought our waves were absolutely hilarious and waved back. Initially we were delighted, but then they began to making obscene faces and gestures at us, while they kept roaring with laughter. We became uncomfortable and thought they were making fun of us.
After hearing our voices change from lighthearted to uncertain, my dad looked back. My dad is a pretty laidback guy who doesn’t make waves, and it takes a lot to piss him off. But something upset him about this situation.
He put the truck in park, got out, and approached them. I thought he was going to tell them to stop harassing two little kids, but once he got to their car, I saw his face quickly go from angry to completely disgusted, and the annoyance to quiet, pure, disturbed rage.
I saw and faintly heard him use his no-nonsense/do what I say/straighten up NOW voice he usually reserved for my childhood misbehaviors.
They straightened in their seats right away, and I saw the guy maybe apologize ? and try to diffuse the situation, but my dad wasn’t having any of it and left. After my dad came back, we didn’t look back at the car and I don’t think they tried to interact with us either.
My dad got back in the car and was quiet, until we rolled up to the cashier window, when he told the employee that the car behind us contained three people who were all completely naked from the waist down, masturbating in the car while harassing two 7 year old girls (us) in his car. We then left the drive-thru and got Steak n Shake across the street instead.
I remember feeling insecure, maybe a little ashamed?, and violated but I didn’t understand why. It was just the vibe I definitely got. I’m sure these people were on drugs, but if I’m right and they were like 17-20ish, what kind of young people jack off to children in broad daylight at a McDonalds?
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2023.03.20 21:45 RedditorsAreAssss Land Warfare in Europe, Part 2: Large-Scale Combat Operations in Ukraine

The Social Science of War podcast, published by the Department of Social Sciences at West Point just put out an episode on the war in Ukraine titled Land Warfare in Europe, Part 2: Large-Scale Combat Operations in Ukraine. It features Dr. Jack Watling, Lieutenant General Ben Hodges (ret), and Major Ryan Van Wie as they discuss "what tactical and operational lessons the war in Ukraine can teach us about large-scale combat operations."
Guest bios:
Lieutenant General Ben Hodges is a retired United States Army officer. His flag officer assignments include time as the commander of NATO’s Allied Land Command, and then as the commander of United States Army Europe from 2014 to 2017.
Major Ryan Van Wie is a US Army infantry officer and a former assistant professor in the Department of Social Sciences at West Point. He served as a company commander in Operation Atlantic Resolve in Europe in 2017 and is currently the operations officer of 1st Battalion, 8th Cavalry Regiment, deployed under Operation European Assure, Deter, and Reinforce.
Dr. Jack Watling is senior research fellow for land warfare at the Royal United Services Institute. Jack works closely with the British military on preparing for the future of land warfare, and he has published and spoken extensively on lessons learned from the Russian war in Ukraine.
The episode covers a broad range of topics with some personal highlights being
  • A major discussion of dispersion on the modern battlefield in both forward and rear areas.
  • The challenges faced by logistics operations in the current environment and how they should adapt.
  • Anticipated challenges that the US might face if conducting a similar operation to Russia.
  • Lessons learned for NATO deterrence in Europe.
Overall I thought the discussion covered a much broader range of topics than the usual commentary on the war including some subjects that I have been personally missing such as the discussion on deterrence. The guests provide good diversity of perspectives and the host, Kyle Atwell, does a very good job of generating questions and doesn't feel the need to really get in the way of his guests. I would definitely recommend listening to the entire hour.
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2023.03.20 21:30 PhilsBot The Phillies defeated the Orioles by a score of 14-6 - Mon, Mar 20 @ 01:05 PM EDT

Orioles @ Phillies - Mon, Mar 20

Game Status: Final - Score: 14-6 Phillies

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Orioles Batters AB R H RBI BB K LOB AVG OBP SLG
1 Vavra - 1B 2 1 0 0 2 0 1 .333 .378 .545
Terry - 1B 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 .083 .214 .333
2 Henderson - SS 2 2 1 3 2 0 2 .185 .353 .370
1-Crampton - SS 1 0 0 0 0 1 1 .000 .000 .000
3 McCann - C 2 1 1 0 1 0 1 .188 .212 .250
Handley - C 2 0 0 0 0 1 2 .235 .364 .235
4 Lester - 3B 4 0 0 1 0 1 4 .302 .333 .488
Lara, G - 3B 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 .000 .500 .000
5 McKenna - RF 4 0 1 1 0 2 3 .200 .317 .229
Neustrom - RF 1 0 0 0 0 0 2 .176 .167 .412
6 Cameron - CF 2 1 0 0 2 1 1 .257 .325 .457
Fontana - CF 1 0 0 0 0 1 0 .250 .250 .250
7 Westburg - 2B 3 0 1 0 1 0 3 .308 .364 .513
Cullen - 2B 1 0 0 0 0 1 0 .000 .000 .000
8 Kjerstad - DH 4 1 2 1 0 1 2 .400 .429 .850
a-Grenier - PH 1 0 0 0 0 1 0 .000 .000 .000
9 Cowser - LF 4 0 0 0 0 4 4 .219 .444 .500
Trimble - LF 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000
Totals 34 6 6 6 10 14 26
Orioles
a-Struck out for Kjerstad in the 9th. 1-Ran for Henderson in the 6th.
BATTING: 2B: Kjerstad 2 (4, Brogdon, Domínguez). 3B: Westburg (1, Walker, J). HR: Henderson (1, 4th inning off Brogdon, 2 on, 1 out). TB: Henderson 4; Kjerstad 4; McCann; McKenna; Westburg 3. RBI: Henderson 3 (3); Kjerstad (9); Lester (10); McKenna (2). 2-out RBI: McKenna. Runners left in scoring position, 2 out: Henderson; Westburg; Vavra; Neustrom. Team RISP: 3-for-14. Team LOB: 11.
FIELDING: E: Terry (1, fielding). DP: (Henderson-Westburg-Vavra).
Phillies Batters AB R H RBI BB K LOB AVG OBP SLG
1 Stott - 2B 4 1 1 0 0 0 4 .195 .233 .366
Toffey - 2B 1 0 0 0 0 1 1 .240 .310 .400
2 Hoskins - 1B 3 2 2 4 1 1 0 .355 .474 .806
1-Wilson, W - 1B 1 1 1 1 0 0 0 .290 .371 .548
3 Bohm - 3B 4 1 2 2 0 1 1 .267 .327 .622
Machín - SS 0 1 0 0 1 0 0 .364 .462 .455
4 Castellanos, N - RF 4 1 2 0 0 0 1 .211 .348 .447
Guthrie - RF 1 0 0 0 0 0 2 .222 .243 .333
5 Marsh - DH 3 1 0 0 1 2 1 .222 .349 .361
a-Hall, D - DH 1 0 1 2 0 0 0 .310 .356 .690
6 Sosa, E - CF 3 2 2 0 1 1 0 .516 .615 .968
Quirion - C 1 0 0 0 0 1 2 .000 .000 .000
7 Harrison - SS 4 1 1 2 0 0 2 .273 .324 .485
Alifano - 3B 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000
8 Cave - LF 2 1 1 2 1 0 1 .432 .488 .838
Kingery - CF 2 0 0 0 0 1 0 .371 .436 .486
9 Hicks, J - C 2 1 1 1 1 0 1 .286 .333 .357
Clemens - LF 2 1 1 0 0 0 0 .324 .395 .647
Totals 39 14 15 14 6 8 16
Phillies
a-Singled for Marsh in the 7th. 1-Ran for Hoskins in the 5th.
BATTING: 2B: Castellanos, N 2 (3, Bradish, Knight, B); Sosa, E (2, Bradish); Hoskins (2, Bradish); Bohm (4, Bradish); Clemens (2, Hall, DL). 3B: Cave (3, Bradish). HR: Hoskins (4, 2nd inning off Knight, B, 1 on, 2 out); Bohm (4, 2nd inning off Knight, B, 0 on, 2 out). TB: Bohm 6; Castellanos, N 4; Cave 3; Clemens 2; Hall, D; Harrison; Hicks, J; Hoskins 6; Sosa, E 3; Stott; Wilson, W. RBI: Bohm 2 (8); Cave 2 (11); Hall, D 2 (11); Harrison 2 (8); Hicks, J (3); Hoskins 4 (9); Wilson, W (7). 2-out RBI: Hoskins 4; Bohm 2; Hicks, J; Hall, D 2; Wilson, W. Runners left in scoring position, 2 out: Stott 2; Marsh; Guthrie; Quirion; Castellanos, N. GIDP: Bohm. Team RISP: 9-for-19. Team LOB: 7.
FIELDING: E: Stott (3, fielding).
Orioles Pitchers IP H R ER BB K HR P-S ERA
Bradish (L, 0-1) 2.1 9 9 9 1 2 0 64-37 8.74
Knight, B 0.1 3 2 2 0 0 2 18-11 18.00
Elliott 0.1 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-2 0.00
Bautista, F 0.2 0 0 0 3 1 0 24-8 0.00
Politi 1.1 0 0 0 1 0 0 16-10 5.14
Hall, DL 1.2 3 3 1 1 4 0 44-28 5.40
McGinness 1.1 0 0 0 0 1 0 19-10 0.00
Totals 8.0 15 14 12 6 8 2
Phillies Pitchers IP H R ER BB K HR P-S ERA
Walker, J 1.1 2 2 0 1 1 0 34-19 0.00
Uelmen (W, 2-0) 0.2 0 0 0 1 1 0 13-6 5.87
Marte, Y 1.0 0 0 0 2 0 0 28-15 1.17
Brogdon 0.1 2 3 3 1 1 1 15-7 8.44
Hernandez, Cr 0.2 1 0 0 0 1 0 7-6 0.00
Domínguez 1.0 1 1 1 1 1 0 25-13 3.86
Soto, G 1.0 0 0 0 1 3 0 18-11 13.50
Kimbrel 1.0 0 0 0 1 2 0 17-11 1.50
Schultz 0.2 0 0 0 2 1 0 24-11 0.00
Perkins 0.1 0 0 0 0 0 0 4-3 0.00
Russell 1.0 0 0 0 0 3 0 14-10 0.00
Totals 9.0 6 6 4 10 14 1
Game Info
Pitches-strikes: Bradish 64-37; Knight, B 18-11; Elliott 2-2; Bautista, F 24-8; Politi 16-10; Hall, DL 44-28; McGinness 19-10; Walker, J 34-19; Uelmen 13-6; Marte, Y 28-15; Brogdon 15-7; Hernandez, Cr 7-6; Domínguez 25-13; Soto, G 18-11; Kimbrel 17-11; Schultz 24-11; Perkins 4-3; Russell 14-10.
Groundouts-flyouts: Bradish 3-0; Knight, B 1-0; Elliott 0-1; Bautista, F 0-0; Politi 1-1; Hall, DL 1-1; McGinness 1-1; Walker, J 3-0; Uelmen 1-0; Marte, Y 1-1; Brogdon 0-0; Hernandez, Cr 0-1; Domínguez 2-0; Soto, G 0-0; Kimbrel 0-0; Schultz 0-0; Perkins 0-0; Russell 0-0.
Batters faced: Bradish 17; Knight, B 4; Elliott 1; Bautista, F 5; Politi 4; Hall, DL 10; McGinness 4; Walker, J 8; Uelmen 3; Marte, Y 5; Brogdon 4; Hernandez, Cr 3; Domínguez 5; Soto, G 4; Kimbrel 4; Schultz 4; Perkins 1; Russell 3.
Inherited runners-scored: Knight, B 1-1; Elliott 1-0; Politi 3-0; McGinness 2-0; Uelmen 1-0; Perkins 2-0.
Umpires: HP: Shane Livensparger. 1B: Dan Iassogna. 2B: James Hoye. 3B: Phil Cuzzi.
Weather: 60 degrees, Sunny.
Wind: 8 mph, Out To RF.
First pitch: 1:08 PM.
T: 3:20.
Att: 8,144.
Venue: BayCare Ballpark.
March 20, 2023
Inning Scoring Play Score
Top 1 Josh Lester grounds out, second baseman Bryson Stott to first baseman Rhys Hoskins. Gunnar Henderson scores. James McCann to 2nd. 1-0 BAL
Top 1 Ryan McKenna singles on a fly ball to right fielder Nick Castellanos. James McCann scores. 2-0 BAL
Bottom 2 Josh Harrison singles on a line drive to right fielder Ryan McKenna. Nick Castellanos scores. Brandon Marsh scores. Edmundo Sosa to 3rd. 2-2
Bottom 2 Jake Cave triples (3) on a fly ball to center fielder Daz Cameron. Edmundo Sosa scores. Josh Harrison scores. 4-2 PHI
Bottom 2 Rhys Hoskins homers (4) on a fly ball to right center field. Jake Cave scores. 6-2 PHI
Bottom 2 Alec Bohm homers (4) on a fly ball to left field. 7-2 PHI
Bottom 3 John Hicks singles on a line drive to left fielder Colton Cowser. Edmundo Sosa scores. 8-2 PHI
Bottom 3 Rhys Hoskins doubles (2) on a line drive to center fielder Daz Cameron. John Hicks scores. Bryson Stott scores. 10-2 PHI
Bottom 3 Alec Bohm doubles (4) on a fly ball to right fielder Ryan McKenna. Rhys Hoskins scores. 11-2 PHI
Top 4 Gunnar Henderson homers (1) on a line drive to right field. Heston Kjerstad scores. Terrin Vavra scores. 11-5 PHI
Top 5 Heston Kjerstad doubles (4) on a ground ball to right fielder Nick Castellanos. Daz Cameron scores. 11-6 PHI
Bottom 7 Weston Wilson singles on a fly ball to center fielder Shayne Fontana. Kody Clemens scores. 12-6 PHI
Bottom 7 Darick Hall singles on a sharp line drive to right fielder Robert Neustrom. Weston Wilson scores. Vimael Machin scores. Dalton Guthrie to 3rd. 14-6 PHI
Team Highlight
PHI Bryson Stott's diving stop (00:00:24)
PHI Josh Harrison's two-run single (00:00:29)
PHI Jake Cave's two-run triple (00:00:29)
PHI Hoskins & Bohm go back-to-back (00:01:03)
BAL Breaking down Kyle Bradish's pitches (00:00:08)
BAL Gunnar Henderson's three-run jack (00:00:27)
BAL Heston Kjerstad's RBI double (00:00:29)
PHI Jake Cave on making improvements (00:01:11)
BAL DL Hall strikes out four batters (00:00:46)
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 R H E LOB
Orioles 2 0 0 3 1 0 0 0 0 6 6 1 11
Phillies 0 7 4 0 0 0 3 0 14 15 1 7

Decisions

Division Scoreboard

TB 5 @ ATL 6 - Final
MIA 0 @ STL 5 - Final
NYM 2 @ WSH 3 - Final
Next Phillies Game: Tue, Mar 21, 01:05 PM EDT @ Pirates
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2023.03.20 21:30 OsGameThreads Post Game Thread: The Orioles fell to the Phillies by a score of 14-6 - Mon, Mar 20 @ 01:05 PM EDT

Orioles @ Phillies - Mon, Mar 20

Game Status: Final - Score: 14-6 Phillies

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Orioles Batters AB R H RBI BB K LOB AVG OBP SLG
1 Vavra - 1B 2 1 0 0 2 0 1 .333 .378 .545
Terry - 1B 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 .083 .214 .333
2 Henderson - SS 2 2 1 3 2 0 2 .185 .353 .370
1-Crampton - SS 1 0 0 0 0 1 1 .000 .000 .000
3 McCann - C 2 1 1 0 1 0 1 .188 .212 .250
Handley - C 2 0 0 0 0 1 2 .235 .364 .235
4 Lester - 3B 4 0 0 1 0 1 4 .302 .333 .488
Lara, G - 3B 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 .000 .500 .000
5 McKenna - RF 4 0 1 1 0 2 3 .200 .317 .229
Neustrom - RF 1 0 0 0 0 0 2 .176 .167 .412
6 Cameron - CF 2 1 0 0 2 1 1 .257 .325 .457
Fontana - CF 1 0 0 0 0 1 0 .250 .250 .250
7 Westburg - 2B 3 0 1 0 1 0 3 .308 .364 .513
Cullen - 2B 1 0 0 0 0 1 0 .000 .000 .000
8 Kjerstad - DH 4 1 2 1 0 1 2 .400 .429 .850
a-Grenier - PH 1 0 0 0 0 1 0 .000 .000 .000
9 Cowser - LF 4 0 0 0 0 4 4 .219 .444 .500
Trimble - LF 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000
Totals 34 6 6 6 10 14 26
Orioles
a-Struck out for Kjerstad in the 9th. 1-Ran for Henderson in the 6th.
BATTING: 2B: Kjerstad 2 (4, Brogdon, Domínguez). 3B: Westburg (1, Walker, J). HR: Henderson (1, 4th inning off Brogdon, 2 on, 1 out). TB: Henderson 4; Kjerstad 4; McCann; McKenna; Westburg 3. RBI: Henderson 3 (3); Kjerstad (9); Lester (10); McKenna (2). 2-out RBI: McKenna. Runners left in scoring position, 2 out: Henderson; Westburg; Vavra; Neustrom. Team RISP: 3-for-14. Team LOB: 11.
FIELDING: E: Terry (1, fielding). DP: (Henderson-Westburg-Vavra).
Phillies Batters AB R H RBI BB K LOB AVG OBP SLG
1 Stott - 2B 4 1 1 0 0 0 4 .195 .233 .366
Toffey - 2B 1 0 0 0 0 1 1 .240 .310 .400
2 Hoskins - 1B 3 2 2 4 1 1 0 .355 .474 .806
1-Wilson, W - 1B 1 1 1 1 0 0 0 .290 .371 .548
3 Bohm - 3B 4 1 2 2 0 1 1 .267 .327 .622
Machín - SS 0 1 0 0 1 0 0 .364 .462 .455
4 Castellanos, N - RF 4 1 2 0 0 0 1 .211 .348 .447
Guthrie - RF 1 0 0 0 0 0 2 .222 .243 .333
5 Marsh - DH 3 1 0 0 1 2 1 .222 .349 .361
a-Hall, D - DH 1 0 1 2 0 0 0 .310 .356 .690
6 Sosa, E - CF 3 2 2 0 1 1 0 .516 .615 .968
Quirion - C 1 0 0 0 0 1 2 .000 .000 .000
7 Harrison - SS 4 1 1 2 0 0 2 .273 .324 .485
Alifano - 3B 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000
8 Cave - LF 2 1 1 2 1 0 1 .432 .488 .838
Kingery - CF 2 0 0 0 0 1 0 .371 .436 .486
9 Hicks, J - C 2 1 1 1 1 0 1 .286 .333 .357
Clemens - LF 2 1 1 0 0 0 0 .324 .395 .647
Totals 39 14 15 14 6 8 16
Phillies
a-Singled for Marsh in the 7th. 1-Ran for Hoskins in the 5th.
BATTING: 2B: Castellanos, N 2 (3, Bradish, Knight, B); Sosa, E (2, Bradish); Hoskins (2, Bradish); Bohm (4, Bradish); Clemens (2, Hall, DL). 3B: Cave (3, Bradish). HR: Hoskins (4, 2nd inning off Knight, B, 1 on, 2 out); Bohm (4, 2nd inning off Knight, B, 0 on, 2 out). TB: Bohm 6; Castellanos, N 4; Cave 3; Clemens 2; Hall, D; Harrison; Hicks, J; Hoskins 6; Sosa, E 3; Stott; Wilson, W. RBI: Bohm 2 (8); Cave 2 (11); Hall, D 2 (11); Harrison 2 (8); Hicks, J (3); Hoskins 4 (9); Wilson, W (7). 2-out RBI: Hoskins 4; Bohm 2; Hicks, J; Hall, D 2; Wilson, W. Runners left in scoring position, 2 out: Stott 2; Marsh; Guthrie; Quirion; Castellanos, N. GIDP: Bohm. Team RISP: 9-for-19. Team LOB: 7.
FIELDING: E: Stott (3, fielding).
Orioles Pitchers IP H R ER BB K HR P-S ERA
Bradish (L, 0-1) 2.1 9 9 9 1 2 0 64-37 8.74
Knight, B 0.1 3 2 2 0 0 2 18-11 18.00
Elliott 0.1 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-2 0.00
Bautista, F 0.2 0 0 0 3 1 0 24-8 0.00
Politi 1.1 0 0 0 1 0 0 16-10 5.14
Hall, DL 1.2 3 3 1 1 4 0 44-28 5.40
McGinness 1.1 0 0 0 0 1 0 19-10 0.00
Totals 8.0 15 14 12 6 8 2
Phillies Pitchers IP H R ER BB K HR P-S ERA
Walker, J 1.1 2 2 0 1 1 0 34-19 0.00
Uelmen (W, 2-0) 0.2 0 0 0 1 1 0 13-6 5.87
Marte, Y 1.0 0 0 0 2 0 0 28-15 1.17
Brogdon 0.1 2 3 3 1 1 1 15-7 8.44
Hernandez, Cr 0.2 1 0 0 0 1 0 7-6 0.00
Domínguez 1.0 1 1 1 1 1 0 25-13 3.86
Soto, G 1.0 0 0 0 1 3 0 18-11 13.50
Kimbrel 1.0 0 0 0 1 2 0 17-11 1.50
Schultz 0.2 0 0 0 2 1 0 24-11 0.00
Perkins 0.1 0 0 0 0 0 0 4-3 0.00
Russell 1.0 0 0 0 0 3 0 14-10 0.00
Totals 9.0 6 6 4 10 14 1
Game Info
Pitches-strikes: Bradish 64-37; Knight, B 18-11; Elliott 2-2; Bautista, F 24-8; Politi 16-10; Hall, DL 44-28; McGinness 19-10; Walker, J 34-19; Uelmen 13-6; Marte, Y 28-15; Brogdon 15-7; Hernandez, Cr 7-6; Domínguez 25-13; Soto, G 18-11; Kimbrel 17-11; Schultz 24-11; Perkins 4-3; Russell 14-10.
Groundouts-flyouts: Bradish 3-0; Knight, B 1-0; Elliott 0-1; Bautista, F 0-0; Politi 1-1; Hall, DL 1-1; McGinness 1-1; Walker, J 3-0; Uelmen 1-0; Marte, Y 1-1; Brogdon 0-0; Hernandez, Cr 0-1; Domínguez 2-0; Soto, G 0-0; Kimbrel 0-0; Schultz 0-0; Perkins 0-0; Russell 0-0.
Batters faced: Bradish 17; Knight, B 4; Elliott 1; Bautista, F 5; Politi 4; Hall, DL 10; McGinness 4; Walker, J 8; Uelmen 3; Marte, Y 5; Brogdon 4; Hernandez, Cr 3; Domínguez 5; Soto, G 4; Kimbrel 4; Schultz 4; Perkins 1; Russell 3.
Inherited runners-scored: Knight, B 1-1; Elliott 1-0; Politi 3-0; McGinness 2-0; Uelmen 1-0; Perkins 2-0.
Umpires: HP: Shane Livensparger. 1B: Dan Iassogna. 2B: James Hoye. 3B: Phil Cuzzi.
Weather: 60 degrees, Sunny.
Wind: 8 mph, Out To RF.
First pitch: 1:08 PM.
T: 3:20.
Att: 8,144.
Venue: BayCare Ballpark.
March 20, 2023
Inning Scoring Play Score
Top 1 Josh Lester grounds out, second baseman Bryson Stott to first baseman Rhys Hoskins. Gunnar Henderson scores. James McCann to 2nd. 1-0 BAL
Top 1 Ryan McKenna singles on a fly ball to right fielder Nick Castellanos. James McCann scores. 2-0 BAL
Bottom 2 Josh Harrison singles on a line drive to right fielder Ryan McKenna. Nick Castellanos scores. Brandon Marsh scores. Edmundo Sosa to 3rd. 2-2
Bottom 2 Jake Cave triples (3) on a fly ball to center fielder Daz Cameron. Edmundo Sosa scores. Josh Harrison scores. 4-2 PHI
Bottom 2 Rhys Hoskins homers (4) on a fly ball to right center field. Jake Cave scores. 6-2 PHI
Bottom 2 Alec Bohm homers (4) on a fly ball to left field. 7-2 PHI
Bottom 3 John Hicks singles on a line drive to left fielder Colton Cowser. Edmundo Sosa scores. 8-2 PHI
Bottom 3 Rhys Hoskins doubles (2) on a line drive to center fielder Daz Cameron. John Hicks scores. Bryson Stott scores. 10-2 PHI
Bottom 3 Alec Bohm doubles (4) on a fly ball to right fielder Ryan McKenna. Rhys Hoskins scores. 11-2 PHI
Top 4 Gunnar Henderson homers (1) on a line drive to right field. Heston Kjerstad scores. Terrin Vavra scores. 11-5 PHI
Top 5 Heston Kjerstad doubles (4) on a ground ball to right fielder Nick Castellanos. Daz Cameron scores. 11-6 PHI
Bottom 7 Weston Wilson singles on a fly ball to center fielder Shayne Fontana. Kody Clemens scores. 12-6 PHI
Bottom 7 Darick Hall singles on a sharp line drive to right fielder Robert Neustrom. Weston Wilson scores. Vimael Machin scores. Dalton Guthrie to 3rd. 14-6 PHI
Team Highlight
PHI Bryson Stott's diving stop (00:00:24)
PHI Josh Harrison's two-run single (00:00:29)
PHI Jake Cave's two-run triple (00:00:29)
PHI Hoskins & Bohm go back-to-back (00:01:03)
BAL Breaking down Kyle Bradish's pitches (00:00:08)
BAL Gunnar Henderson's three-run jack (00:00:27)
BAL Heston Kjerstad's RBI double (00:00:29)
PHI Jake Cave on making improvements (00:01:11)
BAL DL Hall strikes out four batters (00:00:46)
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 R H E LOB
Orioles 2 0 0 3 1 0 0 0 0 6 6 1 11
Phillies 0 7 4 0 0 0 3 0 14 15 1 7

Decisions

Division Scoreboard

PIT 7 @ BOS 5 - Final
TOR 5 @ DET 0 - Final
TB 5 @ ATL 6 - Final
Next Orioles Game: Tue, Mar 21, 01:05 PM EDT vs. Red Sox
Last Updated: 03/20/2023 04:50:37 PM EDT
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